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One of my favorite christmas presents I'll be getting!

I love Jeff Dunham, and I'm happy he finally got a full-time show on comedy central. His dolls are hysterical and it really makes me laugh whenever I'm in a lousy mood. Im getting the character above (Achmed the dead terrorist), Peanut (the funny little purple guy), and Walter (really cranky old guy)

Anyone else a Jeff DUnham fan? If not, who's your favorite comedian?

So i've been having such an amazing few weeks!! I've spent most nights at Chris' place and honestly, it cudn't get any better. I got him to watch Jeff Dunham "spark of insanity" and out of all the movies we attempt to watch, i'm glad we actually got thru that one. Hahaha! I cannot get enough of that comedian!!

Breakfast is usually spent at Local Heroes, then we usually part becuz he'll have to work or i'll have to work.

Other than that, Darlene got new extentions. It's pricy so i'm not gonna bother right now.

Last night Sarah, Neale, Chris, Cat and i went to open mic. Sarah and i played pool before everyone got there and i actually won! Holy crap! Then i crashed at Sarah's. This morning, all we did was watch the original Degrassi High - with Spike, Joey, Snake, Wheels, Caitlyn, etc - and then i came back home. My phone died on the way home.

I actually got in a stupid arguement with my mum about how i'm not home and i don't do anything here. I don't get her at all.

Sorry it's a bit delayed. I haven't been feeling my best. More on that later. I needed a laugh, and after a conversation with my friend Sarah, I HAD to write this XD.
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What if our baby comes in after nine? What if your eyes close before mine?
What if you lose yourself sometimes, and I'll be the one to find you, safe in my heart?
~*~ Giving Up - Ingrid Michaelson ~*~
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The migrane that Zacky had by the time that everyone arrived, had him even more grumpy than usual. Brian was trying his best to get him to calm down, while Val watched Raven, and Hannah was helping Grammy Baker, and Grandma Haner get dinner ready. Brian massaged Zacky's shoulders as the older man sat on the couch, and the younger man was sitting on the floor, inbetween Brian's legs

"Brian, can you come and help me?" asked Grandma Haner. Zacky grumbled, and walked outside. Papa Gates was standing there with a beer, talking to Jeff Dunham, and... damnit, Achmed. This wasn't what Zacky needed.

"Zack! Come here, for a second" said Papa, grabbing his son in law's arm, and pulling him over, "Try the routine on Zack, Jeff".

"Papa, really, I don't..." said Zacky, but got cut off, when Achmed suddenly came close to his face.

"Why so glum, chum?" asked Achmed. Zacky glared at Jeff, and Papa, his teal eyes full of rage and annoyance.

"Leave. me. alone" grumped Zacky, folding his arms over his chest, and turning to walk away.

"Dad.." said Brian in a warning tone, walking over. He shook his head, his eyes wide, as Achmed made a comment about buttsex, and emo hair. Brian wasn't really sure how those two connected, but he knew one thing; Zacky was PISSED.

"Listen here, you bag of bones!" growled Zacky.

"ZACK!" said Brian, grabbing him around the middle, pulling him away, "Ssshh... ssshhh. You're arguing with a puppet, baby..".

"HE STARTED IT!" whined Zacky, pointing to the puppet.

"Zackary. Come here" said Val, grabbing his hand.

"Heh heh heh, emo kid" said Achmed, as Zacky's lip trembled.

"DAD!" said Brian, as Jeff immediantely backed away. Zacky had turned around so quick, he was just a big blur of black and white, "Zack, go inside, Jeff, shut the hell up!".

"Halloween decoration!" snarled Zacky, as Val pulled him inside.

"SILENCE! I keel yo!" yelled Achmed. Brian sighed, and shook his head, fixing his hat.

"I'm sorry about that... I don't know what's wrong with him, lately" said Brian, quietly, as Papa put his arm around his son's shoulders, "Ever since we got Raven, he's been even more bitchy and moody".

"He's stressed. He's the.. woman of the relationship" said Jeff, as he put Achmed back in the case.

"I AM NOT!" shrieked Zacky, making the three men cringe, "MATTHEW! GET YOUR DAMN BEER OFF THE TABLE, AND USE A COASTER!". Brian cringed again, and Papa patted his shoulder.

"You're taking care of a four month old. You got Hannah when she already knew how to talk, and walk, and all that.. He's working himself to the bone" said Papa, gently. Brian rose his eyebrows as the group of people walked out of the house.

"What the hell?" he frowned, walking over to Johnny.

"Zacky, Grammy Baker, and Grandma Haner are going nutso with dinner" said Hannah, as she held Raven, "Dad, what the hell's wrong with him?".

"I don't know, and don't swear infront of your sister" said Brian, taking Raven. He had to find out what was wrong with Zacky.

I was watching it last night, and when Ackmed was going to sing, they calld out a "guitar guy" and Jeff Dunham was like "This is Brian Haner" and what not and I was like  IT'S SYN'S DAD! HOLY SHIT! And Ackmed and Peanut were making fun of him, it was so funny!

And now, I must go sing "Oh Holy Crap"....*oh holy crap, I think I blew my foot off* hahah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47DT41m86N4

I always laugh when I watch this video. I've seen it so many times that I can almost recite all the lines.

Ciao!

xxEMOxLIZZARDxx

if you havent heard bill kaulitz  lead singer of tokio hotel is having surgery to remove a cyyst on his vocal cords.

so i wanna take this time to say this.

Get well soon bill,when you get back all your fans will still love you and the band.

your stage and fans are waiting for a healthier you!

so get the rest you need and we will see you when you are better billybear :]

ich liebe dich!

Tokio Hotel Fur Immer

<3

kaylee :]

I'm getting my kitty tomorrow! We're naming him Ash ( i think) I wanted to name him Jasper but me and my sisters had decided on Ash cuz it's cute!!!!!!!!! *eeeekkkk*

And I have PEANUT stuck in my head! ¿What The Hell? Maybe i Have him stuck in my head cuz I was just watching Jefahfah DUNHAM .com! lol...i'm so fuckin' hyper as shit...lmao

...or is it so that they hate me? I went to bed around 11.30 last night and still I couldn't fall asleep until 4AM. Which is one and a half hour before I normally go up in the morning! And one fact is that I am a monster when I haven't gotten my "beauty" sleep. So, I decided to stay home today (and going to school and having lessons until 3.50PM just ain't my thing with only an hours rest in my body). And right now I am listening to my Danger demo (Shove it up your AZZ) and watching TV (I think it's StarTrek). I hate not being able to sleep in the night, and I know why...

You see it's a week from full moon and I, as a lot of other people, get effected by this and can't sleep. Why? Because the moon controls the water in the seas as well as in the human body and that is why I can't sleep. This is very hard to explain and a lot of people think I'm retarded because of it. And what's even worse is that it, the phenomena, gets even worse in the Winter season and that means that I can't sleep for days! Sure I can sleep, but not in the normal hours that I usually do. I don't sleep at night, I sleep in the morning and the afternoon (in class....). It's really annoying and I can more than often tell when it's going to be a full moon: I start dreaming weird stuff and then I can't sleep. So, now I phoned my mom and asked her if it was a full moon anytime soon and she said: "Damn, it's on Christmas Eve!" That means that I won't get a good night's sleep for another week (and will result in me being totally drugged down on my sleeping pills).

To keep the day going I'm watching Achmed the Dead Terrorist, you know, with Jeff Dunham! It's hilarious. I e-mailed it to my mom who just laughed until she cried (at the office!) and she forwarded it to her boss, who I know will love it because he's got that sort of bad humor. (Yes, I know my mom's boss, mainly because I've been babysitting his children for like ages...until I moved a few years ago). if you haven't seen it you really has missed something! Anyway, go to YouTube (www.youtube.com) and Google "Achmed the Dead Terrorist".

Anyway, now I'll return to watching weird clips on YouTube (I'm watining for Angel to get on Channel6. I looooove Angel!). It feels as if I'm starring in Nightmare on Elm Street or something (they can't sleep either withour dreaming of someone trying to murder them). Damnit.

I hope you'll have a better Monday than I'll have!

xxx Annah