Jake Gyllenhaal Blog and Journals

 

Walt Disney's "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time"

starring Jake Gyllenhaal

Release date: May 28, 2010

I'm a little ticked off today for two reasons.

One, I was the only person in my year to score an A in my GCSE's, I've never had alcohol, smoked, done drugs, I've never even been out the house past six. And my parents treat me as if I were the worst child in the world. If I don't do a piece of homework the day I get it, I'm a lazy so and so. If I'm in an upset mood because of the people at school and I'm depressing, and a complete idiot, and I need to get a life. I know it's normal teenage stuff but it's every day! Though I am grateful they haven't hit me in a while lol.

And then there's my brother. He'll ask for something new every day, he's gotten new clothes, phone upgrades, a MAC, shoes, blablabla all in the space of a month. I asked my parents whether I could dye my hair underneath, paying for it myself. The response was "Jesus, no! For God's sake I'm busy". And when I ask why not my dad comes in with a bunch of swearing and calls me pathetic. I was just confused... I've never asked for anything this entire year, I can't even remember asking for anything last year. I don't care that much, it's just if my brother can have what he wants, why can't I at least get a valid reason why I can't have one thing?

And second, I'm being hit on by a girl I haven't spoke to in months. My ex-friend came up to me the other day and gave me her new number, telling me to text her, so I did. And she sends a text saying that she's bi and she likes me, and wants to know if I'm bi too. So instead of giving me a casual "I'm good thanks, just started college" it's like a smack in the face. It kind of felt even worse because my ex-friends were spreading rumours that I'm bi when I most definitely am not. I actually haven't been teased in a while, which is great, but if it starts up again someone's getting hit.

On the plus side, I'm off to a beauty show with my aunt and uncle on Sunday so that should be good. I might get free products and fashion tips that I can post about :) Anyway, have some eye candy.

Part of the fun of the annual Coachella festival is the sensation of leaving civilization behind as you head off to the remote, palm-studded fields of Indio, California. But no matter how isolated it may seem, it's still only two hours from LA, and you know what that means: celebs, celebs, everywhere celebs.

There are two kinds of celebrities at Coachella: the regulars (we swear, we've seen Cameron Diaz lounging in the VIP like, every year - the girl is a music fan) and the n00bies, the new Hollywood types who you sense are just hanging around to be part of the scene. We won't say which one we think is which, but we'll tell you what we did see. Basically, hotties.

 

My fucked?
That doesn't make any sense.

Grammar dudez.
Your mistake takes away from teh funneh.

 

 

L.O.L.
It's all better.

Short Inventory Of The Moment

Favorite Band: Panic At The Disco (i think its because the pretty. odd. release is so exciting for me, srsly, i cant wait for that little package to arrive!)

Favorite Rock Album: Ramones - Brain Drain (i love the ramones and Brain Drain is my fav ramones album, its really awesome)   

Favorite Pop Album: OneRepublic - Dreaming Out Loud (i actually wasnt gonna get it because i didnt like apologize but a friend of mine had it and said it was ok, so i gave it a try and i gotta say they've got some catchy songs)

Favorite Solo Artist: Chris Garneau ( it was a hard race between him and my beloved Kate Nash but obviously he won im sooo in love with "music for tourists". btw: he looks like a total geek on this picture and i think thats adorable=P)

Favorite Movie: Juno (i dont think i have to say way, its just really great, you laugh, you cry and ellen page is brilliant)

Favorite Actor: Jake Gyllenhaal (AWWWW!)

favorite Actress: Ellen Page ( her work is just so amazing, i mean i loooved her in "Mouth to Mouth", "Hard Candy", "Juno" and "The Tracey Fragments" ... she is really talented... and i think X-men 3 was just an accident!)

Favourite TvShow: Grey's Anatomy (Yupp, its still greys... im so glad that they start airing again in april!)

Favorite Buzznetter: Its My LITTLE MISS ROBOT! cause i can talk to her about anything and i can be thirteen with her and shes the coolest and she rocks!

kay, thats it! go home now!

 

10. Brendon Urie



i didn't like him when PATD first started out.. but now i do :)
PLUS.. he's cute.. why the fuck not?


9. James Franco



he played a hot villian and a starcrossed lover. WHY WOULDN'T I KISS HIM!!


8. Zachary Quinto



i love hot villians.. so there ya go.


7. Topher Grace



funny/sexy/gorgeous. plus, another hot villian.

6. Jake Gyllenhaal



do you need to ask why?


5. Gary Lightbody



anyone who can write songs like he does. i'd fucking snog.


4. Any of the guys from Van She



:) i prefer Tomek more though.. (the first one)


3. Pierre Bouvier



he speaks French.. no, but seriously, i'm becoming obsessed with him.


2. Dominic Howard



a picture paints a thousand words. plus, if you know me, you'd know he'd be in my top 2


1. Brandon Flowers




like, DUH. i'm fucking devoted to this man. i love everything about him.

ok, guys, i found this article on the internet, and now im going over, and over it.... is it true??? what do you think???

here's the article:

Add Jake Gyllenhaal to the growing list of celebrities recently outed by former Hollywood publicist JJ. According to an unnamed source, the Zodiac star has been canoodling with male BF Chris Fischer (Pictured Below) for years; a romance that ultimately led to his split with recent robbery victim Kirsten Dunst. Jake, who was most recently romantically linked to actress Reese Witherspoon, is reportedly expecting a baby with his baby, via surrogate mother, in September.

According to JJ’s Source:

“Jake Gyllenhaal has been dating the same guy for years. Last year Jake and his bf were arrested and brought into the West Hollywood station after the sheriffs office was called after catching Jake and his bf having sex in an SUV behind the restaurant Chin Chins in LA. Both were later released.

Jake has been dating this guy for years, even before he broke up with Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten Dunst found out about his bf and confronted him at Chateau Marmont. The confrontation was loud and they broke up right there. News of their break-up followed a few days later. Jake and his bf are currently expecting a baby through a surrogate. They used a company based in Westwood, CA. The baby is due in September.”

 

I think its bullshit.... just some bloggers skandal-horny fantasy.... but srsly now, what do you guys think?? xo-marc

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This by far is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. The parallelism between two mega-blockbusters and the controversy one evoked. Titanic grossed the most money out of any movie EVER in history, with a record of 600+ million dollars! The movie which conveys love everlasting was about the emotional/spiritual bond two people can share and how it plays out, even when life seems lost, love is not.

Brokeback Mountain portrays the same image of love that Titanic did, except with one major controversial twist: the love shared is between two men, not a man and a woman. Notice the similarities of the two movie posters. How the jacket on Jake's body (omg he's hot) mirrors the ship. Both sets of lovers are looking away etc.

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Is what it's all about! No matter who it's between, whether white/black/young/old/male/female/inbetween/etc. It's all about LOVE and spreading that love.