October 2, 2007

If They Look 20, They're 12

What is with all of the jailbait friend requests on myspace? Little girls who should be at home playing with their dolls and watching High School Musical are dressing like miniature sluts and showing their tits to the camera on their profile pics! Go watch Teletubbies or something!
Posted by neonpinknowhere on 10/02/2007 9:43 AM Comments (0)

July 29, 2007

Kiss Me Sailor...

[the title has nothing to do with content]

YES!
so this is post No. 2
I actually remember my password/username

So What I wanted to say was...

I want some VEGAN CAKE
it looked gooood!

I also don't want to do a speech
and i also want to go to scotland

and remember always check for a guys age
because ifs hes 15 BUT HE LOOKS WAY HOTTER..I MEAN OLDER THAN THAT

That would be what we in the business call JAIL BAIT my friend, and thats frowned upon!

SCHOOL IS REALLY UN-AROUSING!
It was raining! which is gay!

Is it weird if you get your teacher a birthday card?
I DON'T THINK SO CAUSE THIS TEACHER IS COOL!

she's not allowed to eat ice cream!

I'D EAT PINEAPPLE LUMPS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
and if adrienne is reading this...

CHEESECAKE!
Yes i made you want it didn't i?!

So as I draw this post to a close..i ask myself
was this really necessary?
I say..
EVERYTHING IS NECESSARY
WHEN YOU ARE PROCRASTINATING!

Peace..kia kaha [my contribution to speak like a maori week..even though that was last week]
Posted by xxsuckyvengeancexx on 07/29/2007 10:04 PM Comments (0)
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