A Very Immature Movie Review and Weekend Wrap-Up

So, yes, I was a busy one this past weekend.  First of all, there was this...

I'm not a huge fan, but my nephew is; so, we decided to go.  It was pretty fun.  Someone tried to bite me @o@!

Then, I visited my mom under the guise of being fed (just kidding, I love going to see my mom) and attempted to re-enact a scene from Hitchcock's "The Birds," when I tried to get a picture of her pet bird Rocky who is a starling...

Rocky wanted to peck my eyeballs out, but he settled on just pulling my hair out of my ponytail.

Then, I finally got out and bought my "Iron Man" DVD and watched it.  I wanted to do an extremely witty and clever review in the vein of Jerry (vaginaldischarge); however, all I got were 25 immature observations I made during the movie...Here they are...don't worry about me giving anything away about the movie...the observations are immature as I said..

1.  AC/DC in any movie is always cool.  Gets the blood pumping and the head banging (lame).
2.  I both love and hate how fast Robert Downey, Jr., talks.  I love it because I talk fast, and we tend to like/love things we can relate to.  I hate it, because I found myself going "huh?" during several parts of the movie.
3.  I would love to  have a team of people following me around. 
4.  Oh, oh, oh...Suicidal Tendencies!!!! 
5.  Why do all geniuses in the movies drive fast sports cars and listen to metal music?  If I were a genius, I'd drive a sensible car and listen to Brit-pop!  Actually, I wouldn't even drive.  I'd just fly everywhere.  Scratch that...I'd have people carry me everywhere.
6.  When they exploded the Jericho, it reminded me of fireworks.  The Jericho is a deadly firework ; )
7.  Hahahah...I liked the line of driving in the humdrum-vee.  Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle.
8.  Why are evil people calm as hell?
9.  Bad things always happen with refusals...like heads in a toilet (or a bucket of water).
10.  This movie made me want to learn science, so I could McGyver my way out of shit.
11.  Bad guys always wear cool scarves.
12.  Heavy metal music always makes a point...a loud, violent point.
13.  God, now Downey, Jr., is speaking too quietly.
14.  Quiet mumbling is usually not a good thing.
15.  How does he pee in the Iron Man suit?
16.  I wonder how long it took him to fly across the world in that iron man suit?
17.  Why did his face go all zombie?
18.  "I'm not nostalgic"  Shoot, what couldn't I catch that foreshadow's relevance?
19.  Why are bad guys always bald?
20.  Why do bad things always happen in the dark?
21.  How come the bad guy got the cool monster voice?
22.  Iron Man and Evil Iron Clone battling in the street.  Wouldn't you stick around for the show?
23.  Not all government types are bad guys.  Hurray!
24.  Of course, "I am Iron Man."
25.  So much for the stereotype of the superhero keeping their identity a secret.

So, that was my weekend.  How was yours?