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I've finished my exams! Hurrah! It only seemed fair to celebrate this fact, and the return of the Hunt by restarting this thing with a little chat about ICP. Enjoy!

I feel like the only fair way to preface this write up is to show you a picture of these charming lads:

How you doin'?

The funny thing about these guys is that they're actually somewhat decent at rapping. Like if you can ignore their ridiculous lyrics, their ridiculous face paint and their ridiculous film clips, some of their music is actually listenable. They're like insane, carnevale versions of Eminem, except with more cellulite and cheap frosting facepaint.

Of course this facade of decency falls apart if you scratch below the surface, you see these chaps have wonderful lyrics, all of them about drug, bitches, and killing people. It's a rough time in the life of a juggalo.

"I could love you and treat you with class

You'd have babies falling all out your ass

But thinking about that... I feel I'd rather kill you

[''cause I got you in my car, and you ain't going nowhere bitch, you're dead] "

This lyric pretty much epitomises the message ICP sends out to the fans. Shooting people... fucking up bitches... getting high... the list goes on. While 'horrorcore' went on alright for 5 or so albums, then the fame got to their head, and the band got deluded and decided to write their own version of the bible in which juggalos/juggalettes (fans of the band) get their own version of heaven called Shagri-la (coincidently sharing its name with the popular hotel chain). I wish I was making this shit up.

Welcome to my exibit i be the shaggs, sit back and enjoy, relax yo nipples and nut bags. its only juggalos here you know what we about, swinging hatchets, faygo and a dick in yo mouth. so they call us a circus, we accept the role. we been sayin that its comin for like ten years or so. and everywhere that we go from alaska to spain, im seein juggalos dancin in the faygo rain.

[blah blah blah, variations on the themes of carnevales and murder]

welcome to the show, dead dead dead dead. when its your time, death is near, step right up on over here. games, prizes, shows and rides, its that carnival paridise. [X2]

Welcome to the show, shangri la of the dark carnival. welcome to the show, its that carnival paridise. [X2]

when its your time, death is near, step right up on over here. games, prizes, shows and rides, its that carnival paridise. [X2]

So on and so forth.

I mean there's a lot I can say about adult white men who get around in facepaint and sing semi-serious songs about murdering people. I honestly really can't tell if they're serious, they sing these songs about turning into serial killers, but thiei film clips are so blatantly lurid and comical its really hard to hate them. Where the real lulz lie is with their fanbase. While I have disdain for Brokencyde fans, my feelings towards Juggalos and Juggalettes are something along the lines of "KILL IT WITH FIRE".

They're also massively obese:

This girl is charming:

""I get this shit below posted on one of my pictures from some jackass who CLEARLY not only has NO respect for juggalettes but NO respect for me. Does this idiot even have a clue that Philli would KILL him if he saw him? Apparently not judging on the "juggalo speak". WOW. English anyone? I think this mutha fucka needs to get his ass back in school or at least some one send him a fucking dictionary instead of hate mail."

IRONY.

So attractive

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Anyway their youtube comments provide the lulz pearls of wisdom

"ok the stupid fucker that siad this is shaggy your a jack ass and fuck all u icp haters.... JUGGALO 4 LIFE!

listen girl u dont have to listen to icp in order to be a juggalette. if u date sum1 who likes them then u can be a juggakette or not. thats cool ur a juggalette,ive been tryin 2 make my gf a juggallete 4 almost 2 yrs now:(

message to all juggalos fuck every1 else ignor the outside world just stick with your juggalo family mmfcl

fuck off all u haters! fuck off my girl! aint yo buesness. who dopnt eat food? and who dont smoke erb? mad fuck off anyways u dont like it

Unfortunately, Juggalos not only live for ICP, but they also breed.

Poor kid doesn't stand a chance.

Oh, and then theres baby Annabelle Lotus born to proud mother Juggalette-Julie:

MY LITTLE NINJETTE DIED 1 IN A MILLION MEDICAL ERROR..FOR NO REASON. THE DOCTORS SHOOK THERE HEADS AT ME AND SAID WERE DONT KNOW WHY OR HOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? MY DAUGHTER SHOULD BE IN MY ARMS RIGHT NOW AND SHES GONE AND THATS PRICELESS TO ME!!! I PROMISED MY LOTUS I WOULD GET JUSTICE FOR HER DEATH TO MY VERY LAST BREATH! PLEASE HELP A JUGGALO FAMILY OUT..... EVERY & ANY JUGGALO & JUGGALETTE IS INVITED TO MY BABY NINJETTE ANABELLE LOTUS KRAWCZYK FUNERAL..WERE ALL A FUCK'N FAMILY AND OUR LITTLE LOTUS IS GONE TO SHANGRI-LA... PLEASE WRITE ME BACK HERE OR EMAIL IF U WILL COME. IM STILL MAKING ARRANGEMENTS. ON DATE OR TIME YET.. BEST WISHES ~ PLEASE WEAR ANYTHING DARK LOTUS OR IF U FONT HAVE LOTUS ANYTHING PSYCHOPATHIC GEAR TO HER FUNERAL PLEASE JUGGALOS IF U CAN DONATE ANYTHING EVEN . 01 OR $1. OO WILL HELP US TO GET A HEADSTONE FOR OUR DAUGHTER. YOU CAN DONATE AT THE FUNERAL OR IF U CANT ATTEND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STILL DONATE ANYTHING TO OUR HOME AND EMAIL ME ON HERE AND I WILL SEND U MY ADDRESS... PLEASE BRING A LOTUS FLOWER THEY ARE SO RARE TO FIND. OR PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND ONE.. IM HAVING A LOT TROUBLE FINDING IT... PLEASE FAMILY COME AND SUPPORT US IN OUR DARKEST HOUR...NINJA DOWN MCL JULIE & JOE

CAPSLOCK ON CRUISE CONTROL Y'ALL.

In my opinion, Anabelle took one look at her parents and had the good sense to do the human genome a favour and cark it.

So there you go. Insane Clown Posse. Their music... eh... comparable to Brokencyde, but I think having fans as bat shit insane and deluded as this, it feels a lot like ICP hold the trump card in terms of contributing to the general degradation of the human race. Let's just hope they all take ICP lyrics to heart and start killing one another. In my mind, ICP are secretly geniuses and this whole thing is just a scam by them to try and brainwash as many people as possible. Kind of like what L.Ron. Hubbard did. But with more facepaint.