Paris Hilton's Dating Tips

Tip #1: Fuck as many people as you can!

Tip #2: If you've been dating for two weeks, it is too long. Dump him.

Tip #3: If you see a hot guy while dating another. That's ok...fuck him anyway!

Tip #4: If he takes out a camera while you are having sex, that is okay.

Tip #5: Make sure that, when in public, your boyfriend's hand has a permanent place up your skirt or down your shirt.

Tip #6: The way to attract a man is summed up in one word: Nipples.

Tip #7: When in doubt resort to nudity.

Tip #8: Being friends with Joe Francis gains you access to the best guys.

Tip #9: Having more than 1 guy on the go at a time doesn't make you a slut, you're simply, like, so hot.

Tip #10: It always helps to be born in the best family. If you aren't, then tough luck icky poor person.

Tip #11: Tattoos on a guy are ok...just as long as they have heaps of money!

Tip #12: You must assume your gender roles always by wearing excessive amounts of pink. It turns men on.

Tip #13: One must always have a small ugly dog with them. They frighten away all the uglies...

Tip #14: And have so many, that you never actually care for them! Because you are out with your latest man!

Tip #15: One must always refrain from wearing underwear. This allows the paparazzi full view of your vag at all times.

 

This list was proudly brought to you by emmyangeldust and stewieismyhomeboy, with a special contribution from the wonderful Ms ikkyg.

Stay tuned for, no doubt, more insightful tips.


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Posted by Aether Princess on 02/02/2009 8:12 PM Visits: 150
Ikky-ikky-arriba!: 02/02/2009 9:05 PM
I feel like having pictures of your vag taken by the paparazzi because you never wear underpants should be on the list :P
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Aether Princess: 02/02/2009 9:11 PM
ikkyg said:
I feel like having pictures of your vag taken by the paparazzi because you never wear underpants should be on the list :P
Hahaha added!
Would you believe that this all came about from a Twitter convo?
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Ikky-ikky-arriba!: 02/02/2009 9:12 PM
emmyangeldust said:
Would you believe that this all came about from a Twitter convo?
Twitter is the source of all that is awesome
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Aether Princess: 02/02/2009 9:14 PM
ikkyg said:

Twitter is the source of all that is awesome
So true!
I'm so addicted to Twitter now...it's not even funny!
But...I feel a new idea for a tumblr coming on lol
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buriedwreckage: 02/03/2009 12:34 PM
Too funny.. However on a serious note I must say that I wouldn't take dating tips from her if she were the last &%$# on earth..
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rhodeydiamond: 02/03/2009 12:53 PM
For a second I thought this was serious and you'd copied this from her blog. o_O How sad is it that she really could have said all that, lol.
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Aether Princess: 02/03/2009 1:55 PM
buriedwreckage said:
Too funny.. However on a serious note I must say that I wouldn't take dating tips from her if she were the last &%$# on earth..
Lol well it all started because I saw a link on Myspace that said "Paris Hilton's Dating Tips" and all I could think was "Why would ANYONE take dating advice from Paris Hilton?". This is the result of those musings.
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buriedwreckage: 02/03/2009 2:08 PM
Exactly, why indeed.. You certainly gave me a good laugh. :)
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Bye Bye Blackbird: 02/03/2009 5:36 PM
LOL Thats hilarious.
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