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PopCrunch announced that Perez Hilton will soon be joining the number of "celebrities" with their own clothing lines.

“It seems natural to make products that my readers will love and hopefully some guys will rock it too,” Perez said in a statement on Tuesday. “Some people might even call... Read More

So, it looks like The Academy Is... lead singer William Beckett has done the unthinkable...cut his hair short and grown facial hair.



How do you feel about this pressing situation?

When our society is long gone, and archaeologists are recreating our day to day lives, I like to believe they will assume that bloggers were worshiped as gods.  Bree will be the Goddess of Fabulousness, DJ Rossstar will be the God of Mediocre But Enjoyable College Music,... Read More

So, I heard a rumor that, despite the recent positive reviews of Pretty.  Odd.,  things in Panic at the Disco are actually Pretty.  Tense.  I'm not going to say the band is on the verge of breaking up or anything, but there MIGHT BE the possibility that one of the... Read More

Please note, this is the process I used and as you all know I am now an internet celebrity with a huge fan following and an entourage.

Applications for more entourage members will be available next week.

On the night of a waning moon, collect:

 two candles made from... Read More

"Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all... Read More

NOTE: THIS IS A JOKE.  TOTAL JOKE.  HA-HA FUNNY JOKE TIME!  IF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START TAKING EVERYTHING I WRITE HERE SERIOUSLY, I'M GONNA START SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT MYSELF AND CERTAIN ROCK STARS!

Look, I'm here to allay your fears.  Ryan Ross is not in a cult.

I know, I know,... Read More

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it begins
Keep your drink just give me... Read More

Or so she claims. Wendy and I came up with some retorts to her statement...see what we said and tell us if you think you can do better!

Lynn Spears has had her book deal canceled. But since it takes a very special mother to screw up two girls THAT badly, Breesays and some of the other buzznet users have come up with what could have been...in a perfect world.

From the fabulously twisted mind that brought you "Night of the Ponies" and also the guy who designed the artwork for my online store comes a new animated tale taken from real life. HIDEOUSLY real.
If you like, head over to his Youtube and leave him some love, please!
PS:... Read More

COME! KNEEL BEFORE SPACE SPIDER!

                 

Has a magical hat

Has an entire collection of magical hats

Corncob pipe

Doesn’t smoke, but has been known to perform drunken karaoke

Best friends with a little girl named Karen

Best friends with a little girl named Pete... Read More

Ah, the first snowfall of the year!  No accumulation, but it's the first morning I've woken up and walked to the bus stop while sparkling flakes drifted down around me.

Of course, I forgot what this does to drivers in this city.

I now recreate, in detail, the thoughts I assume go... Read More

Coyote once again gives us the best of the worst of what Netflix has to offer. What's up this time? Here's a hint: CANNIBALS, CANNIBALS, CANNIBALS!

Another week, another round of screen caps from the show about ordinary people with extra ordinary powers. Also, a professorologist of geneticism who is ~MENSA SMRT~. Compete with commentary.

Because nothing says "I love you" like a carved stone head left on your doorstep!

Let me be the first to say I'm all about Elvish rights.  I'm a firm support of the Sylvan Inclusion Act of 1856, and I am the first to bitch slap anyone who wears a "Points are for arrows, not for ears!" button.

But they couldn't be included in the Fangs... Read More

See the wonders of horrible translations, more sex jokes than should probably be considered healthy, and the origins of one of the biggest internet catchphrases today. Brought to you by bulletproofheeb and the number 3.