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Make no mistake, there will come a day when some poor schmucks will decide to use lines from Twilight as pick-up lines. Hell, it's probably happening already.
Gals, you already know how to respond to regular-old pick-up lines. Now, I am going to give you responses to Twilight pick-up lines.

He says: "You're my own personal brand of heroin."
You say: "And you're my own personal brand of cyanide."

He says: "You need a healthy dose of fear. Nothing could be more beneficial for you."
You say: "What I need is for you to not talk to me."

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