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British pop sensations Girls Aloud were put together the old fashioned way. These performers were chosen through process of elimination on a BBC reality show. Keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna highlights the winning results.

No one can say what withdrawal horror Lindsay Lohan is suffering in her deep cover detox, but keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna observes that the tabloid world's jones for a redhead in a bikini has created an appetite for Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell.

The Spice Girls made their fame off the wild affection of preteen girls. Now, as highlighted by keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna, Spice Girls Melanie Brown and Geri Halliwell are vying for the wild affection of a more mature and male demographic.

If perception is reality, Hilary Duff, as highlighted by keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna, has sprouted a pair of pins worthy of a catwalk model.

When a girl's reputation suffers a tarnish, such as The Hills hussy Heidi Montag, the best thing she can do is be highlighted by keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna taking a shower. But is she clean inside?

It's been more than a week since Lindsay Lohan disappeared from the face of the tabloid universe. Keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna highlights why no one is screaming for Lohan's return. In that ankle bracelet, Lindsay just looks gross.

Despite her new movie bombing, and being habitually bombed herself, hellion Lindsay Lohan is still, as highlighted by keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna, being paid for looking hot. Are those days numbered?

Into every celebrity's life a little shame must fall -- if they have lost their minds and spun out of their handlers' control. Keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna highlights evidence that popped tart Britney Spears is headed for a point of no return.

For years, well-meaning realists have sought to alleviate body issues among young women by pointing out that a Barbie doll's figure would be impossible to replicate on an actual human being. Unless that actual human being is Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham as high-beamed highlighted by keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna.

Springfield would be entirely melted down by now if the voices of the Simpsons characters came from humans like English Page 3 model Keeley Hazell, as envisioned by keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna.