As promised, I’d like to take a moment to elaborate on how I felt about the adaptation of the fifth Harry Potter book to the screen. And because it’s now universally accepted that my life…
I am just going to start this like so:
IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO SHOVE YOU BEYOND THE VEIL, THEN GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT SO MANY PEOPLE DID ON THIS REVIEW.
Look,…
In the thirty-eighth (and final) chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, the Ministry of Magic publicly states that Lord Voldemort is back as the wizarding world prepares for the next great…
In the thirty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we reach the first point in the book where we (by “we,” I mean “me”) doesn’t want to read any further. Intrigued?…
In the thirty-fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry and his group fly to the Ministry of Magic aboard thestrals. When they arrive, they find the Ministry mysteriously empty. And…
In the thirty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry panics when he realizes that Sirius is being tortured by Lord Voldemort. In his quest to do something, he’s convinced by…
In the thirtieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we learn why Hagrid is always beat up and why the centaurs hate everyone. And this book goes back to being utterly…
In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Hagrid returns to Hogwarts with an unbelievably depressing tale of his and Madame Maxime’s attempts at winning over giants for the war…
In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry utilizes Dobby’s help to find a room to teach his friends and fellow students about the Dark Arts and, in the…
In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry agrees to meet with a few students who are willing to actually train with him for a more practical use of…
In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Professor Umbridge continues to ruin everything and it is so painful and unbearable…until the reveal at the end of the chapter. Intrigued?…
In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Percy is a smarmy git and Sirius is totally not prepared for shit to get real. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark…
In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, more strange and mysterious things happen to Harry, including the confirmation that Hagrid is not a teacher, Dolores Umbridge is the new…
In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s loneliness over missing out on Ron and Hermione’s prefect duties is wonderfully upstaged by the introduction of a marvelous character, Luna…
In the fourth chapter of Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry arrives inside the headquarters for the mysterious group to find that Mrs. Weasley, most of her family, and Hermione…
Our liveblog party was, as expected, ridiculously fun and, once again, we’ve broken the record for the most comments on a single post on Buzznet. (We’re closing in on 5,100.) Just like last time, I’m…
HEY YOU DUMBFACE WEINERBUTTS: STOP POSTING FUCKING SPOILERS
What the shit, guys? If the character has not been introduced, WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD POST A THREAD NAMING THEM AND THEN TALKING ABOUT THEM…
In the thirty-seventh (and final) chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry deals with an even more awkward school life, Dumbledore says his greatest lines yet, and Hermione’s revenge on Rita Skeeter…
In the twenty-ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Sirius insists that Harry stop going off on his own, for fear that whomever is trying to harm him is actually going to…
In the twenty-eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Winky is sad and Mr. Crouch is absolutely bonkers. We’re almost there, guys. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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