In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, everything is far worse than we could have ever expected. Also: Dolores Umbridge. Dolores Umbridge. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry
In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the trio finally escapes Grimmauld Place to infiltrate the Ministry of Magic. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry, Ron, and Hermione escape the Burrow and face surprising consequences of doing so. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the wedding of Bill and Fleur is celebrated. It’s then distracted by two humongous events that are game-changers for the series. And I will
In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry finally turns seventeen and rejoices in the ability to use magic whenever he wants. This moment, however, is nearly ruined by the appearance
In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry learns how much Ron and Hermione have sacrificed so they can accompany him on his search for Voldemort’s Horcruxes. In the process. Hermione
In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the Order of the Phoenix waits to see who survived Voldemort’s attack. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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I’m hoping to have a little fun with this because…wow, this is weird to do. No more books after this one. 🙁
Anyway, let’s start with my predictions for Half-Blood Prince:
In the twenty-ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the mourning begins. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twenty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the entire story we’ve been lead to believe in the past six books is completely and utterly shattered. Did shit get real? It’s probably
In the twenty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Ron and Hermione’s war of passive-aggression continues to irritate everyone involved. Then Harry overhears (again) a conversation between Snape and Draco that seems to
In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, there’s trickery abound, but it doesn’t really matter because of Hermione’s heartbreak. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry starts being a bit risky with his use of the Half-Blood Prince’s Potions book, drawing the concern and ire of Hermione. But a
In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Gryffindor goes through Quidditch try outs and the trio visits Hagrid. Oh, and Hermione BREAKS ALL THE RULES. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark
In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Snape continues to act suspiciously, Potions is actually enjoyable, and then everything changes. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the wish of MORE SNAPE is granted…yet not quite in the way anyway imagined. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry and his friend make their way to Diagon Alley, where the effects of a society in the midst of war are more obvious
In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, we learn more about the stress of living in wartime and also see how our characters are still doing their best to continue living.