heartsapocolypse Blog and Journals

Whenever I hear someone cough or sneeze at work or on the bus, I want to yell "SWINE FLU".

Sarcasm is lost on some people.

Why do women think it's OK to yell at and publicly ridicule their men?  And why do those men put up with it? And vice versa.

Why is it that some women think the only way they can get help is to speak in a whiny, baby voice and act helpless? Don't they know how annoying that is?

What part of "print your name" don't you understand?

Why is it that after you tell someone you don't have what they want, they keep asking for it?

Why do people feel compelled to keep asking the same question in different ways? Do they really expect me not to know what they are doing?

Or do they expect me to be worn down and give them what they want?

Why do people feel it's OK to yell across the room when they have a question?

Why do they ask for your opinion when they are just going to say, I don't think that's right?

Do I have a target on my forehead? Why in the last week have I been accosted three times at the bus stop by people whose gender is indefinable?

Why do people who don't know you feel it's OK to touch you in public? Or call you sweetheart?

Does the fact that I am wearing  headphones and reading a book not make it clear I don't want to talk to you?

Do you really expect to get good service after you are the customer from hell?

Why is it ok for you to be a jerk but if I tell  you that's not something we can do here, you go and complain and try to get me fired?

Do you realize you are talking on your cell phone while sitting under the sign that says please step outside to answer your cell phone?

When you smell like a pot plant, it will be harder to get a job.

You said what?!? And you're surprised she told you off?

No, that tattoo that says" fuck you" across your forehead won't keep you from getting a public service job.

Yeah, no one has used "cocksucker" as their password and then forgotten it and had have someone your mother's age look it up for you.

Hotsexymama@whatever.com is not a professional email address.

Wouldn't you rather put "customer service" than "service customers" on your list of  job skills?

Sometimes the only thing that works is being a broken record.

Excellent communication skills does not include using profanity every third word.

No, Internet and email are not the same thing.

Isn't it Friday yet?