harrypotterandthechamberofsecrets

Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter’ Archive

In an effort to organize these reviews for anyone looking for a specific one and for those who are coming here for the first time, here’s a complete archive (updated to the most recent review)…


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Mark Watches ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’

GUYS IT IS TIME FOR THE VERY BEST KIND OF PARTY IMAGINABLE. Grab your copies of the second Harry Potter movie (The Chamber of Secrets) and get ready to press play with thousands of other…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 18

In the eighteenth (and final!) chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry spills his guts to Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall about what happened in the Chamber of Secrets and also manages to…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 17

In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry comes face to face with the true Heir to Slytherin…and it’s the last person Harry suspected. Unfortunately, the suspense and shock wears…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 16

In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ginny acts weird, Percy is a douche, Lockhart is a horrible human being, Harry and Ron discover what’s in the Chamber of Secrets,…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 15

In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is determined to take Hagrid’s advice and “follow the spiders,” but Ron isn’t too keen on risking his life. When Lockhart inspires…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 14

In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, all hope is gone. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 13

In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, everything is actually really boring, mundane, and uninteresting for, at least, half of the chapter. And then….good god. Worldviews are shattered. Hearts are…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 12

In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry learns that the professors at Hogwarts know he isn’t responsible for all the Petrifications. Hermione finishes the Polyjuice Potion and, in the…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 11

In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, everything just became so exciting and awesome and omg PARSELMOUTH. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 10

In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, SHIT. GETS. REAL. Oh man THIS IS INSANE. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 9

In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, Harry, Ron, and Hermione narrowly escape Filch’s wratch, but Hogwarts learns that someone (or something?) petrified Mrs. Norris. Our favorite heroes, not content…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 8

In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry’s life continues to get more stressful and more strange. He accepts an invitation to attend Nearly Headless Nick’s “Deathday” celebration and learns…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 7

In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Colin Creevy, Harry’s own personal stalker one-dude fan club, follow Harry around. Everywhere. All the time. Gilderoy Lockhart remains pervasively annoying. And then,…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 6

In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, we get a much fuller introduction to the character of Gilderoy Lockhart. And despite that he isn’t a miserable sod like Snape, nor…


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