crappy haiku movie review of the week - indiana jones and the t 45e57167 - Harri

crappy haiku movie review of the week - indiana jones and the temple of doom

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

no matter what, the star of this week's movie always manages to find himself in an amazing adventure. when your name is indiana jones, even the most mundane activities can turn into action-packed blockbusters, and with the movie industry struggling to compete with other forms of entertainment, expect them to take full advantage of this fact, as evidenced by the upcoming trilogy of indiana jones films based on a typical day in indy's life:

indiana jones and the overdue library book of terror - tagline: indy knew all about the dewey decimal system...but he wasn't ready for the dewey DEATH system!

indiana jones and the department of motor vehicles (and ninjas) - tagline: the good news is that the dmv is a lot faster now. the bad news is, it's full of ninjas!

indiana jones and the burritos of chaos - tagline: all indy wanted was a little late night snack...but now he has to deal with weapons of GAS destruction!

- it's indiana jones and the temple of doom!

indiana jones and the temple of doom

indiana's back

fighting these crazy bastards

who eat monkey brains

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

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Comments (15)

	laurasaurusrexx: 09/21/2009 11:54 AM I LOLed. As I do every week :) You should do one for The Secretary. I saw it the other night. It's... Different.
	starlorsummers: 09/21/2009 3:22 PM laurasaurusrexx said: I LOLed. As I do every week :) You should do one for The Secretary. I saw it the other night. It's... Different. thank you! is it called THE secretary, or just secretary. cuz i know a movie called secretary and yes, it's quite...different, lol.
	The Lizard Queen: 09/21/2009 3:26 PM AH! This is my fave Indy Jones movie of ALL TIME! I remember watching it when I was younger and totally freaking out about the monkey brains thing! LOL!!! Great haiku! :D
	starlorsummers: 09/21/2009 3:30 PM sweetseryn said: AH! This is my fave Indy Jones movie of ALL TIME! I remember watching it when I was younger and totally freaking out about the monkey brains thing! LOL!!! Great haiku! :D thank you! i'm not sure which one is my favorite. i haven't seen "raiders" in a long time.
	Bye Bye Blackbird: 09/21/2009 4:51 PM LOL I love this movie! I went on the ride at Disneyland when I was 7 and I got scared and started crying and then my mom bought me ice cream. That was random haha. Oh well, now you know something new about me! xD Nice haiku btw.
	Gabriel's Gonna Rollerblade: 09/21/2009 5:03 PM i like burritos with extra chaos.
	0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3: 09/21/2009 6:15 PM Hahahah... The monkey brains bit really grossed me out.
	starlorsummers: 09/21/2009 6:36 PM elrich said: i like burritos with extra chaos. it's the only way to have them, really.
	iska: 09/22/2009 5:16 AM xxsupersophiexx said: Hahahah... The monkey brains bit really grossed me out. same here lol
	laurasaurusrexx: 09/22/2009 9:11 AM starlorsummers said: laurasaurusrexx said: I LOLed. As I do every week :) You should do one for The Secretary. I saw it the other night. It's... Different. thank you! is it called THE secretary, or just secretary. cuz i know a movie called secretary and yes, it's quite...different, lol. Hmmm, it might just be called Secretary then... I know it has Maggie Gyllenhaal in it :)
	starlorsummers: 09/22/2009 10:28 AM laurasaurusrexx said: starlorsummers said:laurasaurusrexx said:I LOLed. As I do every week :) You should do one for The Secretary. I saw it the other night. It's... Different. thank you! is it called THE secretary, or just secretary. cuz i know a movie called secretary and yes, it's quite...different, lol.Hmmm, it might just be called Secretary then... I know it has Maggie Gyllenhaal in it :) yeah, that's the one i'm thinking of. i'll try to find it.
	sappysuperunknown10: 09/22/2009 10:44 AM Ew monkey brains D: great haiku! XD
	xcollapsingcities: 09/22/2009 12:33 PM 'indiana's back' Like the Eminem song. We could duet.
	Reverie3: 09/22/2009 3:01 PM LOL!! :D
	katiejrod: 09/27/2009 12:06 PM superbly written, once again :D