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HEY! What are you doing here?

Oh. I see… Um… I imagine that would probably stain, as well as get you arrested.

Well… As long as you are here… Have you got a moment? I’d like to take some time and explain to you what we are about here. Read on, if you please…

It stands to reason that the internet, for the most part, has been a big let down. Once heralded as the pinnacle of human interaction, now the massive world wide web has pretty much boiled down to a place to view porn while waiting for the next forwarded email.

In addition, the two dimensional nature of terresterial radio has reached the summit of its existence, devolving into a sequence of shows copying existing formats, recycling the same tired tunes to be digested by the masses while the same bored disc jockeys trudge through their poorly written schtick. It is uncomfortable for the listener, and shameful for those responsible for its production.

SomaCow is the panacea for this problem.

Two friends, their mutual history spanning years of poorly thought-out and brilliantly executed internet radio, have finally formed The Show that will surpass all expectations and knock the industry on their soft, sweatpanted knees.

Mickey and Geoff. Geoff and Mickey. Get used to those names. Phonetically sound them out… They are your one-two punch for instant aural goodness. Every week, they will take to the netwaves, striving to bang out the best goddamned show imaginable. Guests, Callers, Chat, Messaging, Celebrities, Clab Lagoon, and a host of specialized radio tidbits, all jam-packed into hour after hour of downloadable snackliciousness.

You want news? We’ll get to it. You want music? We will pelt you with the best artists, the freshest grooves, and the juiciest jams. You’ll hear a slew of opinion, information, and comedy, interspersed with ridiculousness and tomfoolery. You’ll hear two guys seek to define what it is to be a man today, as they bring their triumphs and defeats and cast them before you like some sort of pearls. Not that you are swine - And even if you were, some of our best friends are pigs.

Listen.