fuzz Blog and Journals

okay so the game is really random what ya do is one person writes a random sentence and then foldsthat sentence over so the next person cant see what you wrote and then the next person writes a random sentence and they follow suit. if you want you can tell them ya know what your last word was or some shit like that but dont give it away otherwise it wont be a  . . . . gay story!

THE TALE OF THE FUZZ

there was a furry little squirrel named jess who liked to touch and grope furry cavemen.

but that was not good because his mummy always told him

trees make funny noises when they squish midgets

then out of nowhere mr Iero jumped him scaring the shit outta all the old ladies playing

with a pair of hair covered candy undies that

he had an army of angry squirrels ready to attack and take over the world, if only

that little girl had not poked her own eyeball

juice was squirting everywhere, why did that crazy mountain goat have to

run on top of that hairy sweaty ass of mr twatson

was hit by freddy krueger driving a

smelly gumboot jandal thing that sure had come out of his

eyeliner was stolen by the breakfast monkey who escaped from

africa to kentucky where the nasty moles have

destroyed the army of zombies who were about to

jumkp off a skyscraper and splattered on the ground with

torosaurus chasing quickly behind him he tried to hide in a

donkey's asshole while it was eating chips off a

6 storey high carpark but it didnt hurt because

im emo, i keep it gangsta, im sexy and i can do what i want, and because that bitch stole my taco!

as you can see the aim of the game is to make the stories make absolutely no fucking sense, i mean this shit gets kinda weird at quite a few parts of it. by the way we were shocked by what happened to toro when we read it i felt so sorry for him!!!!!

im just lucky aiden didnt make it into this one as they have been in a quite a few and dude it gets kinda whack!