m: ok zacky! so you wanna become a deathbat and retrieve your penises??
zacky: Of course i do!!!!! i love them! they are my life. my love! my companionship!
rev: i know how you feel *crying*
b: whats wrong with you?!
rev: the stallion duck doesnt want to be tamed *cries*
m: dont worry! you... Read More
~after leaving displace me our heroes head to felton california to go to new leaf for some strange reason~
zacky: oh boy i hope theres meat there!
petet: oh boy i hope theres cupcakes there!!!
~at new leaf~
b and m: we're going to go to rite aid to get magazines, can we trust... Read More
zacky: OH NO!!!!
m: what?
johnny depp: ya what?
zacky: Its rick and bob! they've followed my trail of massive meat type food grease!!!
m: great!!!
johnny depp: onward oh wonderful yacht!!!!
~they speed through many tropical island having no clue where they are headed~
zacky: we lost em'- for now!!!
m: we need to get more food!... Read More
zacky: who are you totally random person on this island and do you have any massive meat type foods for me to eat?
m: you just ate pork sausage!!!
zacky: but that was at least three hours ago!!!!
random guy: It is I Captain Jack sparrows!!!!!
zacky: I'm gonna beat you're ass!!!!
m: wait!!!
captain jack... Read More
~in Massive Meat-type Foods and Corporated~
zacky: mmm sausage
m: why do you eat so many massive meat like foods??
zacky: cuz they are massive... i dunno *shoves pork sausage into his mouth*
rick: there he is bob!!! *enters mmtfc*
bob: yes! the computer was right! zacky vengeance is drawn to massive meat type foods!!!
rick:... Read More
~in the lab~
rick: ok, our research is done for the night.
bob: wow he was a cool guy
*they both leave*
~on the examination table~
the bone starts to glow brighter and brighter and then all of a sudden you hear a whizzing sound and other pieces of skeleton fly through the... Read More