funnystuff Blog and Journals

These are a few...well i dunno wat u can call them but enjoy!

1.Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

2.You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

3.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

4.Hi. This is John:
   If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
   If you are my parents, please send money.
   If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
   If you are my friends, you owe me money.
   If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

5.How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell Her A joke On Monday!

6.Why cant blondes make ice cubes?

Because they don't have the recipe!