Funnystuff

Okay, so I was talking to my friend last night on MSN, and we were bored, so we decided to make a
story. I thought it ended up being pretty funny, so I thought I would post it here. Beware, as
the following story contains Fall Out Boy and Chocol… Read more

 10. peteus the fetus9. What did the egg say to the boiling water?It'll be a minute or two
before i get hard i just got laid by a chick8. me:ask me if im a truckyou: are u a truck?me: no7.
the drunks next to me when i went to the lighthouse last… Read more

i got this today and wanted to share it with youz I was having some work done at my local garage.A
young lady - possibly blond -  came in and asked for aseven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each
other and another customer asked,"What is a seven-… Read more

These are a few...well i dunno wat u can call them but enjoy!   1.Son, if you really want
something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery
numbers. 2.You tried your best and you failed miserabl… Read more