funny Blog and Journals

Ok, Starzi here. In my journals from a couple months ago I kept bringing up my friend Keiko (long story how she got that name, well actually it's not but I can't be bothered) Well anyways, I said that I'd get her to write something called 'Keiko's Korner' like a little column that she puts on my buzznet once a month or so. So here it is the first ever (and hopefully first of many, Keiko's Korner)

Welcome to Keiko's Korner

(don't worry I can spell reely ... oops, oh well maybe I can't ^_^')

Yes, it's me, the famous Keiko - who isn't that famous and definitely isn't called Keiko (just in case anyone was wondering!) Well I was gonna write this aaaaaaaaaaaagges ago but ... well ... I forgot :P so anyway thought I may as well write it now. Starz said that I could write this once a week, or something - I can't remember as she told me ages ago and my memory is like a goldfish (except Starzi also said that goldfishes can play soccer which proves they don't have a 3 second memory but thats beside the point, I mean goldfishes playing soccer?!) back to what I was saying, I might have to change that to once a month because I'll never get round to it (which basically means: not enough interesting things happen in my week to talk about :/) anyway ...

I, Keiko, loves

This, um, extremely fit vampire, going by the name of Edward Cullen ^_^' and just all related Twilight things in general :L

Raving to, mainly, Paramore B-)

Being retarded - I tried being normal, it sucked :P

Movies - yepp gotta have them!

Music - couldn't live without!

Friends - love 'em all ♥♥ ([edit] especially Starzi)

Torchwood (and Jack Harkness ^_^')

Dane Cook!

G-DRAGON yeahhhhhhhhh!

Oh,

and jelly :D

and I talk about fish a lot o_0 ...

I believe that:

Oink. I'm a cow.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

And no I didn't lose my mind ... I sold it on eBay.

And not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well ... now that takes TALENT!

I also have OCD: Obsessive Cullen disorder...

And now to everyone who bothered to read this, whenever you feel like nothing is going right and the world and everyone in it is against you, just remember this - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

RAWR (that means I love you in dinosaur)

Keiko             

x

<<< Starzi et moi xxx (Starzi would just like to say that she is the banana because of the outstanding height difference and she ate a lot of bananas on the french exchange, but Keiko does't want to eat her....hopefully)

OMGGGG! Someone sent me this video of their 9 year old watching one of my Grid Off videos.....and his facial expression is PRICELESS!!!!!!!  Damn and he's only 9 years old! HE DIDN'T EVEN BLINK! hahhahahahhha! Sooooo cute!!!  But I guess either 9 years or 90 years old....they'll probably all have the same reaction right??? Age ain't nuthin but a number! LMAO!!!!!!!!! Best Video Of THe Year!!! Watch this:

I did this for MTV Movie Awards.....it was so much fun....and yes....I really do love Nerds...for real! I'm a nerd too!

LMAO! I'm just kidding tho! I shot this promo with SETH GREEN for his SKATE PARTY PROMO for ROBOT CHICKEN! I love him he's HILARIOUS! We shot this at my house...and u know DAMN WELL I WAS SINGING LIKE THAT ON PURPOSE! LMAO! ENJOY!

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• A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
  "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
• The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!"
• Later, the lion confronts a zebra and fiercely bellows,
  "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
• The terrified zebra stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
• On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,
  "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
• Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, leaving the lion feeling like he'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till he looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
• The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly, and hollers after the elephant -"Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"
  

Hopefully, Becky doesn't get too mad at me for posting this...I just thought it was hilarious. As are most of our MSN convos, haha. :)

Becky:

I wish my name was Bill :/

Becky:

Just thought I'd tell you :/

Emily:

LMFAO!!

Emily:

if you iz Bill, then I iz Ted ;)

Becky:

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! ;O

Emily:

:P:P

Becky:

Hehehehehhehe BILL ^^

Becky:

LMAO

Emily:

and we will have excellent adventures ;)

Becky:

YES! :)

Emily:

haha have u ever seen that movie??

Becky:

Maybe.....

Becky:

Lmao.

Becky:

Idk

Emily:

:P

Becky:

Could be.

Becky:

You never know

Becky:

;P

Emily:

you don't know what movie i'm talking about, do you?? :p

Becky:

Not really nooooooo

Emily:

LMFAO!!

Becky:

:)

Emily:

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Emily:

:P

Becky:

I WANNA SEEEE IT :|

BAHAHA!!! Becky, I love ya so much, can't wait to meet ya on Thursday!!!

Haha "Not really nooooooo" will ALWAYS crack me up!!! :)

wow this is so bad xD LOL WORST BANNER EVER

So, of course, I have no idea what to write about. Maybe I'll just write some sort of mini autobiography and pretend like someone's gonna care. So, I was born on November 15, 1993, in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. I lived in Slave Lake, Alberta until I was around one year old. Then my mommy and daddy moved us all to 100 Mile House, British Columbia, and when I was two, my sister was born. My brother was born when I was six, and around that time we moved to Kamloops so my mummy could go to college. We've been living here ever since. I made some friends, obviously, and they're pretty much amazing. For everybody's information, I drink when I can, which isn't often, and I smoke weed a lot more often than I drink. My role models include Barack Obama, The Beatles, Jeffree Star, Katy Perry and Audrey Kitching. Anyhoo, that is me in a nutshell. Of course, there's much more, but we're all just going to have to wait for that.

I was supposed to be doing what my law tutors advised check out daily quality newspaper websites for headlines on current affairs, and I got sidetracked by some pretty interesting and cute pictures of the day!! :P

Taken from telegraph.co.uk:

A brown bear performs with a hula ring during a show by the Russian State Circus Company in Luoyang in central China's Henan province

David Bowie Lego character created for the new computer game 'LEGO Rock Band' to be launched for Christmas

Ninja Cats photographed by Mats Hamnas 62, from Helsingborg, Sweden. The cats are Muffi (ginger) and Tiger (tabby)

A polar bear pokes his head into tourist ship after smelling lunch cooking, Svalbard, Arctic

Chou Chou the miniature pinscher is making his owner a fortune on the catwalk. Owner Jiang Siquan taught the two-year-old fido fashionista how to strut his stuff on just two legs in Chongqing, southern China

I haven't been on here in forever. I'm gonna update some things. Most important is for you to go here:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b8b13452ee/monkey-see-monkey-poo

I'm assistant director on that, and I did most of the camera work. View and share ;-)