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Growing up I always had a crush on Uncle Jesse
and no Uncle Jesse isnt my uncle
if he was the title of this journal would be "Why I have really fucked up taste in men"
Jesse was in a band, rode a motorcycle, had amazing dark hair, dark eyes, and was charming
This morning I had a revelation while watching full house (which always happens for the record)
90% of my crushes follow the dark hair, in a band, rebel that's charming formula

example A: current unrealistic crush




while my taste for guys that play with puppets, do Bullwinkle impressions, wear hawaiian shirts, have light hair, and make their living as unfunny stand up comedians is still negative

and I blame Joey for that
 



sure Uncle Joey is funny, sweet, and oddly deep at time
I still wouldnt fall for him though
Plus I would never find a guy sexually appealing if the words "cut it out" could come up anytime in the bedroom
but enough thought about dirty talk with Joey Gladstone
back to Jesse




By the end of the series Jesse committed to one woman, became a great dad, had a normal job, and most importantly cut off that horrible mullet
but unlike Jesse most men dont change

and lets be realistic no man can really compare to Uncle Jesse


 

*feel free to spam this journal with hot photos of uncle jesse, joey, danny tanner, kimmy gibbler*