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I'd go out with her but then my old girlfriend will think I've gotten desperate.

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If I go out with a girl and she's not hotter than this she has to pretend we're just friends.

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I broke up with a girl hotter than this because she chewed gum.

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If this is the best women can do no wonder so many guys are gay.

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