May 26, 2008Not The Best Choice Of WordsThis is the ad I found in the Barnes&Noble Events flyer.
SUNDAY, MAY 25 AT 3:00 PM Author of the Month Duck Soup Meet Jackie Urbanovic, author and illustrator of Duck at the Door. Hear about Max the duck, who is cooking up an amazing soup. But what's this? A feather floating in the soup! And where's Max? What fun as Max's friends race about in their hilarious search for the missing duck.
....... It's a children's story about a duck who accidently cooks himself as you have fun reading about how his friends have hilarious adventures looking for their friend who they may unwittingly eat. What fun.
Posted by conquistador on 05/26/2008 5:36 PM Comments (0)
April 29, 2008Mine and Jess's (jesslovespanic) FIGHT ON PICTURES!! LMFAO
Oh this is fucking HILARIOUS
NOTE: MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE IMAGES Bella to Jess Another bulletin about Jess  She loves me and wants my babies <_< And she likes this face  I love Jess And I can't wait too see her in Melbourne!!!!!!!!!! :D Jess to Bella This lil' las  Is currently in love with this ah hum, lovely (?) lady.....  BELLA FOR SHAME! Can't wait to see you in Melbourne ^_^ This twas a reply to Bella's lame ass non-pwning bulletin :D Bella to Jess Jess  Tries to be Pete Wentz  Because she loves him (and his PENIS) And his is currently engaged to the lady who smells like melted plastic  Ashlee Simpson. So Jess and Pete will get brand new noses so they can be a clump of melted plastic all together  ^_^ Oh its ON JESS! Jess to Bella Bella  Loves this >>  And wishes she had a tongue like that. She also wishes she could marry  this guy. so they can have this child.  cause they'll favour it WAY too much and then feed him too much candy! BAD PARENT! Bella to Jess Jess here  Wanted to marry Pete Wentz's hairy PENIS  (I didn't post the full pick so LMAO) But his penis rejected her, So Jess was walking one day and found this lady...  They had a baby  they thought he was beautiful But it ended when the fat lady squashed Jess with her big juicy arse (As Jess likes to call it) while having 69ner  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PWNED Jess to Bella This retarded personnnnn  is lovers with Pamela Anderson. They got boob jobs done together!  BUT THEN ONE DAY! She was 'innocently' walking along when BAM! She fell into Jeffree Star without make-up. He looked something like this.  They fell in love and had many, many children.  Bella, your children don't need McDonalds. For God's sake, LOOK AT THEM! One day she was walking along with her kids and hideous husband (well, the children were more rolling than anything else. They were far to gigantic) and she stumbled across this.  Bella smiled and started dancing until - UH OH!  A naked Paris Hilton found herself beside Bella, and they fought over the dealy. Paris ended up grabbing it and EATING it. She died of poisoning soon after. Bella to Jess This fat lover  Fucked a goat  They had a retarded looking baby  and called him Maggie Even if it was a man Soon Jess's goat left her, making her sad. UNTIL She laid her eyes on THIS beast  They had to much bum sex  That they 'caused an explosion.  The goat went looking for Jess  Then she saw Jess as Britney's new improved vagina  Jess to Bella This lame ass, mofo  Is terrible in love with Zui Suicide.  They have photoshoots together all the time. But sadly for Bella, Zui Suicide didn't feel the same way.  So Bella went a'searching. Butttttt she found nothing. So, she went searching for a duck.  Just like everything else she'd ever seen in her entire life, she fell in love with teh duck (...who would have guessed...) OF COURSE THEY HAD KIDS.  But then one day, BAM! The ducks packed up and flew away, leaving Bella all alone.  So one day, after she'd been eating her usual McDonals meal (she's really REALLY FAT CAUSE I FED HER TONS OF MCDONALDS), she went for a jog (roll). She fell into Jeffree Star again.  They got equainted, again.  But they had no kids. Cause Bella OVERDOSED ON LAXATIVES! The end (: XO Bella to Jess Here Bella  and Jess  Have had fun Editing pictures But we've called a truce!! Because my ones totally pwned Jess's XD ESPECIALLY the fat chick one AHAHAHAHAHA Bella WINS!! I love you Jess XD Jess to Bella Here Jess
And here Bella
Call a truce LMFAO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD PMSL! LOLOLOLOLOL ANYWAYS.... I love you Jess XD Hahahaha Good bulletin battle (Y) Anyone that has our Myspace's would of read it LOL Hope you enjoyed it LOL xo
Posted by Hikaru Hitachiin on 04/29/2008 5:17 AM Comments (7)
December 14, 2007duck posterwell i made my way to the town of london during the week and between stints of present buying (well attempting not to buy things for me anyhow!! :) ) i ventured off to see my poster in all its glory......
Posted by houdiniem on 12/14/2007 7:58 AM Comments (0)
November 24, 2007underground artfrom the 5th december for 2 weeks only...........
a MASSIVE poster called 'Disco Duck' by yours truly will be appearing at: LANCASTER GATE tube station, central line, platform 2, eastbound.
go!and enjoy!
x
Posted by houdiniem on 11/24/2007 10:11 AM Comments (0)
November 23, 2007You know..You know, if some mexican people could come over here to china, they should set up a taco shop. I swear, if there was a taco shop, it will get famous, and it will be well known, and who ever will own it will become rich because I'll be buying all the tacos that they have. GOD I miss tacos... Here's a taco
Posted by ebisucho on 11/23/2007 7:52 AM Comments (0)
September 11, 2007Cheese+Random Boredness= This Post!"Isn't it messed up, how I'm dying to be here?" Sorrrry! FOB on the brian and streaming through the stereo. I'm clever, I know...... "Cock it and pull it!" Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, dododo!!! okay, ugh......... I like- CHESE! and Pandas! Imma raving panda! Also Shannon the duck! Bored, Bored, I'm so bored, but my shoulder really hurts! (tune to Sugar We're Goin Down Swingin) *does the Pete thingie in the vid when Pat sings 'Friction in your Jeans'* Imma raving panda cuz when my sis did my makeup she said I looked like a raving panda so that's were i got the name......... I KILLED BARBIE! isn't that a coooool name! I let my bro use 4 a song idea 4 his band Echos Of War! is his band, nothin is release so don't start secreching... I'll guve a whole band bio when the acctually get started *rolles eyes* Ooooos! FLW just started to play! "I'm So Weak" *pulls down shirt like Gee* What else do I need to discuse with you............. Nothin much so how was ur day? God My Oh, i'm talkin to me self again! *fake crys* FLW is almost overa! *pouts* I MISSSSS MIKR-POOSEY! *pouts again* Does this journal have any meaning???? *shakes head* Nope, only to see if you keep on reading... If u actually pay attention... I'm ganna give u a test to see if u have. Here's the test___ 1. What is the reason my name is PaNdA_RaVeR? a. because I like pandas b. because I look like a panda c. because my sister gave me the name d. because I eat like a panda 2. what was the first song I told you I was listening to? a. Famouse last Words b. Sugar We're Going Down Swingin c. You were listening to misic? d. CHEESE And PANDAS 3. What 2 animals did I say I was? a. duck and worm b. Panda and squirrle c. panda and duck d. CHEESE 4. did you cheat on this test by re-reading the journal? a. No! I would never do that b. why would you say that? c. Hells yeah! d. Always! Cheating is fun >:P TAKE THE TEST!
Posted by ACCOUNT NOT IN USE (add ShurieRiot95) on 09/11/2007 7:49 PM Comments (1)
July 29, 2007My first entry: I love my rubber duck - I call it Lucifer :D
Hi. It's me and Lucifer. Wanna be our friend? Haha :D
Posted by katsuffo on 07/29/2007 2:12 PM Comments (0)
July 21, 2007stripey stripey
got up early curled my hair, attended another event. took photos a la picture place, the dude was a total creep, and so was that other pervo...well what can you do, we live in the land of fruits and nuts, and i mean that in the kindest way possible...people are getting ooooooolllllllldddd and are shaving their heads a lot, i just noticed, thats how its goin down in my world anyway...yea i wore a stripey stripey dress today and then i went into a four hour self induced coma...no offense to anyone
Posted by andaluzdiana on 07/21/2007 9:03 PM Comments (0)
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