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So, today in Drivers Ed they showed us this video called Red Asphalt that's supposed to be sad cause the blood and internal organs of real people are splattered all over the concrete. But the narrator made it unintentionally funny. Just cause his lines were terribly stupid. I mean, Ricardo's sister's step mother's mutant sex slave with the conjoined twin from *insert any soap opera name here* could act better than this guy. SRSLY. Though most might find this hard to believe, I HAVE A CONSCIENCE. So, I felt pretty bad when I started to laugh at this ridiculous actor while some dude with HALF HIS FREAKIN FACE MISSING flashed on the screen. This guy totally killed the whole point. But his timing was excellent. He'd only say something stupid 1 sec before something completely gross and gnarly flashed on the screen. Joy...

So, in a nutshell, my day went like this:

Ah, Drivers Ed... how I love thee.