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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 13

In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, everything is far worse than we could have ever expected. Also: Dolores Umbridge. Dolores Umbridge. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 12

In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the trio finally escapes Grimmauld Place to infiltrate the Ministry of Magic. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 11

In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 33

In the thirty-third chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Hermione marches Harry and Umbridge into the Forbidden Forest to see Dumbledore’s “weapon.” We’re led to believe she is taking them to…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 32

In the thirty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry panics when he realizes that Sirius is being tortured by Lord Voldemort. In his quest to do something, he’s convinced by…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 29

In the twenty-ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s takes a huge risk by breaking into Umbridge’s office to speak with Sirius and Lupin about what he’d learned about his…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 27

In the twenty-seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, OH MY GOD GUYS SHIT JUST GOT SO REAL OH MY GOD. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 26

In the twenty-sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, every terrible thing that has happened in this book suddenly receives a (temporary) vindication. In short, this might be the best chapter…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 25

In the twenty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THIS BOOK TO GET ANY MORE UPSETTING? If you’re intrigued, then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 20

In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Hagrid returns to Hogwarts with an unbelievably depressing tale of his and Madame Maxime’s attempts at winning over giants for the war…


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