disaster Blog and Journals

we were talking about 2012 and how people said that there's going to be a huge disaster that 60% people of the world will be dead. so this is what she said:

Mom : 60%? am I included?

Me : "How about me? I'm not even married yet!"

Mom : Okay, so, don't live near beaches, there might be a tsunami. don't live on a mountain, they might erupt. don't live in the big city, there might be terrorist-bombing action. Why dont we move to another planet?

Me : Huh...

Mom : Yeah, you can get married with aliens.

Me : Do you WANT an alien grandchild?

Mom : Oh yeah... The aliens would probably think "I'm not going to marry a human, HELL NO."

Me : ... How old are you again, mom?

then again, it's my mom.
she could be a little crazy sometimes.

okay, all the time.
that's why i love her and miss her so damn much!