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Natalie Portman Wants to Take a Drug-filled Roadtrip with You

Natalie Portman makes a road trip film about drugs. Drugs could null Charlie Sheen’s contract. Drew Barrymore is a whalehugger. Zoolander 2 is on the move. Winter storm warning: The Trade roundup is expected to bring 5-10 inches of AWESOME. •Certified hottie and Teen Choice Awards-winner Natalie Portman is starring in from defamer.gawker.com


Matt Damon Puts the "Wanna F Him" in "RFK"

Matt Damon Will Play Jack’s little brother in a biopic. Emily Post’s Etiquette to be made into highly proper film. Jason Segal joins the Farrelly Brothers. The Olympics’ ratings domination is done. Trade roundup’s problems are not software-related. •Deadline has the scoop on the new Robert F. Kennedy biopic. Matt Damon—who from defamer.gawker.com


Kevin James and Vince Vaughn, United in Schlub

Schlubby actors Kevin James and Vince Vaughn schlub it up in a movie. Jim Beluschi will schlub it up in a a TV drama. The UK Doesn’t like Alice in Wonderland. Trade Roundup: Safety glasses required beyond this point. •Deadline reports that Ron Howard has cast Kevin James and Vince Vaughn from defamer.gawker.com



50 Cent, Rapper-Actor, Becomes More "Actor"

50 Cent continues to earn the “actor” part of his “rapper-actor” moniker. The Hurt Locker wins a bunch of non-Oscar awards. Shutter Island wins the weekend. Betty White might host SNL. The Roundup cares about hockey. Do you? •Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson is pretty much retired from the rap “game”. Now from defamer.gawker.com


Owen Wilson to be Woody Allen’s Next Larry David?

Owen Wilson, Woody Allen and Carla Bruni make a movie. Ben Affleck does a movie too—about wife-swapping. Steven Segal is back. Zac Efron is rich. Our last significant digit must be five or greater, because we’re rounding up. •Everybody likes at least one Woody Allen film, right? If you don’t, maybe from defamer.gawker.com


American Idol: Tomorrow Belongs to Me

Well shiver me timbers! After a month and a half of people squealing in rage, sadness, and delight, of Simon being a jerk and Randy hooting and braying and Kara saying nonsense nothings, we are done with Idol auditions. Congratulations, everyone. It’s been a long and terrible road. There were fires from defamer.gawker.com



American Idol: Tomorrow Belongs to Me

Well shiver me timbers! After a month and a half of people squealing in rage, sadness, and delight, of Simon being a jerk and Randy hooting and braying and Kara saying nonsense nothings, we are done with Idol auditions. Congratulations, everyone. It’s been a long and terrible road. There were fires from defamer.gawker.com


James Cameron Does Not Want His Best Director Oscar

James Cameron is using reverse psychology on the Oscars. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are still movie-making buddies. Christoph Waltz has a new, Nazi role. George Lucas gets a redo. Today’s Trade Roundup is a veritable double-McTwist-1260 of entertainment news. •That James Cameron really knows how to say controversial things! Talking from defamer.gawker.com


Lost WTF of the Week: Who’s the Kid?

As this crazypot show winds down, we are getting some semblance of answers. (We know who the Smoke Monster is!) But we’re also getting a few (OK, many) new questions. Like, who was that kid that scared Devil Locke so? Was it the new reincarnation of Jacob? He was blonde and from defamer.gawker.com



Al Pacino and Robert De Niro Indistinguishable Even to Movie Directors

Al Pacino steps into Robert De Niro’s Italian leather shoes. Amanda Bynes’ sex comedy. Judd Apatow forsakes the bromance for Kristen Wiig. Erector Sets’ movie adaptation is not a soft-core porn. The Trade Roundup just ate an entire frittata. •Robert De Niro was too good or something for Son of No from defamer.gawker.com


Why Netflix Won’t Be the HBO of the 21st Century

For now, sure you might be thinking of canceling your cable service for a steady diet of Netflix. But Edward Jay Epstein explains why movie studio economics are crumpling the red envelope’s dreams of being the next HBO. Netflix, through the simple device using the post office to bypass video stores, from defamer.gawker.com


Which Actress Works on the Side As an Escort?

She doesn’t need the money, she just likes the kinky thrill. Two stars who need the cash are battling over a part and a fourth celeb is fighting with an eating disorder. To the victors go the spoils! 1. “This Golden Globe nominee/winner actress is probably C list. Despite the Golden from defamer.gawker.com



Which Star Is Irrationally Paranoid of Being Hit by Lightning?

She’s so afraid she won’t leave the house when it rains. Plus moisture ruins her hair. Another starlet ruined her body with liposuction, and lightning won’t strike twice for a contract-bound actress. Your daily blind items—it’s electric! 1. “This MTV reality star thinks she’s pretty hot stuff. So hot in fact, from defamer.gawker.com


Lost WTF of the Week: What’s Eating Sayid Jarrah?

This week our big head-pounding moment dredged up an old mystery from the past. Remember when Rousseau used to talk about that disease that forced her to kill all her friends? Well, I think we’re getting a diagnosis. Yes, Pai Mei or whatever his name is seems to think that Sayid from defamer.gawker.com


Lost WTF of the Week: What’s Eating Sayid Jarrah?

This week our big head-pounding moment dredged up an old mystery from the past. Remember when Rousseau used to talk about that disease that forced her to kill all her friends? Well, I think we’re getting a diagnosis. Yes, Pai Mei or whatever his name is seems to think that Sayid from defamer.gawker.com



Tom Cruise Returns For New Impossible Mission

Mission: Impossible 4 will star Tom: Cruise. New evidence suggests Howard Stern will not be on American Idol. Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks get picked up by Universal. Snowpocalypse 2010 got you down? The Trade Roundup has powerfully heated seats! •Deadline reports tonight that Tom Cruise has signed on for Paramount’s from defamer.gawker.com


Joe Rogan Video Ambushes Locker Room Perv Who Spies on His Penis

I don’t know what’s grosser here: The gleeful pervert grinning at ultimate fighter and former Fear Factor host Joe Rogan, or that Joe uses a soundtrack of pig snorts, whips, and the phrase “Ride ’em cowboy” for this video. Actor turned TV host and action figure Rogan has had trouble drawing


Joe Rogan Video Ambushes Locker Room Perv Who Spies on His Penis

I don’t know what’s grosser here: The gleeful pervert grinning at ultimate fighter and former Fear Factor host Joe Rogan, or that Joe uses a soundtrack of pig snorts, whips, and the phrase “Ride ’em cowboy” for this video. Actor turned TV host and action figure Rogan has had trouble drawing from defamer.gawker.com



The 3-D Blue Warrior Dicktail Tribe of Avatar Unseated by Weepy PenPal Suckfest of Dear John

Of all the films to unseat Avatar’s domination over the box office, I doubt Dear, John—which I hadn’t even heard of until watching cheeseball Sandy Kenyon trash it on Taxi TV last night—was the frontrunner to do so. However, the Mighty Blue Dicktails of the Na’vi Tribe were no match for from defamer.gawker.com


Lost, Reimagined As ’60s Pulp Fiction

Faster Smoke Monster! Kill! Kill! Here’s a fun Lost-related video made by some fans for last year’s Comic Con. So it’s a little old, but it’s still pretty neat. We almost wish the show really was like this. [via EW] from defamer.gawker.com


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