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Hey Guys!

So last night was probably one of the strangest night's I've had in a while!  Actually....I take that back, it seems as though something dramatic always occurs in my world so I guess you can say that last night was just another "typical" night being Tila Tequila! haha!  Ok so let me break it down for you what happened to me last night:

So my day was starting off pretty good.  I finally got to sleep in on a beautiful Sunday, and on top of that it was Mother's Day so I was happy and everything was starting off all good!  Then my homie Will from Day 26 calls and invites me to their concert at the Nokia Center so yea of course I'm down to go support the boys!  So I rush to get ready and then I had to pick up my girlfriend.  She didn't have her car so I was tripping out cuz we were running SOOOO late and u know how you're just trying to drive really fast to get places it's like kinda insane?  Well yea that was me the entire time.  Then I finally get her and we finally get to Downtown and once we get there I check us in and we are all good.  Will put us on the VIP list and everything is fine......that is until my girlfriend forgot to bring her freakin ID to prove that she is at least 21 years or over cuz you need an ID for the VIP lounge.  Soooooooo that really kinda messed up my night because now my friend and I were separated in this packed place and there was no phone service! I was starting to get mobbed by people who recognized me and everyone wanted a photo and I was getting really stressed so I had to run my ass upstairs to the VIP room cuz I was getting mobbed in a huge crowd......and remember guys......I am VERY petite, being barely like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds, and getting mobbed by a stadium full of people in the dark, is NOT a fun feeling ok?  Anyway, I got upstairs and thank God one of the security there saw that I was stressed so he helped me all night long.  I finally get backstage and say hi to Will and the rest of the Day 26 fellas before they went onstage to perform.  Meanwhile my girlfriend is still downstairs and is texting me cuz she wants to sneak upstairs somehow.....oh my god.  So anyway....I got the security guy who was taking care of me to go get her another VIP wristband so we wouldn't have to be seperated, so he took care of that, then my night was about to be all good again....but then suddenly, another security guard recognized her and knew she didn't have her 21 ID on her so he made her take the wristband off and didn't let her come upstairs where I was.  UGH!  So I figured you know what....I tried, so I'm just gonna meet up with her after the show is over cuz I can't be chillen downstairs right now and get mobbed by people.

After the show was over, I wait for the boys backstage to say goodbye then all of a sudden there were like 10 police or security that popped up, all the lights went out, and somebody was fighting backstage!!!! EEEEEK! I was like....ok this is too much!  I'm just gonna get out of here! So security walks me to get my girlfriend and we finally bounce!!!!  I thank the security guy for protecting me and helping me all night.  He was very sweet. So then I jump on the freeway and try to get to my friend's studio to meet up with a bunch of other peeps.  I'm exiting the freeway, then all of a sudden I hear this strange noise...and then BAAMMMMMMM!  A loud crash and my car shoots up!  I was freaking out! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED????? Then I realized that some idiot behind me lost control of his car or wasn't looking and slammed into my car!!!!!!!!  That then caused another car to crash into him, and another car crashing into that car into another car!  So there was like a 4 car accient on the freeweay and I was the 1st who got hit!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME????  I was so freaked out and shaking and so many thoughts rushing through my head at the same time!  Immediately I call 911 and try to tell the dispatch where we are!  I didn't want to get out of my car because like I said, being "TILA TEQUILA" is not always a good thing and I didn't wanna cause more commotion on the highway.....but anyway I finally had 2 get out and check on everyone and my car.  I looked at my car and you wouldn't believe it.....3 of the cars were TOTALLED! I mean.....SMASHED, totally gone....DESTROYED!  And my car??? Shit it barely had 3 scratches on it!  THANK YOU JESUS! THAT WAS A MIRACLE!!!!!!!  So when I saw that, I was like.....fuck this!  I'm bouncing!  I didn't wanna waste more of my precious time hanging out in the middle of the night on the freeway just to make ANOTHER police report on some idiot who banged up my car!  So I drive off, still shaking from what just happened........I was thinking to myself, "THIS NIGHT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE CAN IT???"

I finally get to my friend's studio and there was a bunch of people there.  I say hi to all my friends and then I met Aaron Carter, who was also there.  Then half the people bounce to the club and aske if I wanted 2 come...but I had a feeling that if i went out to a club, that something horrible was going to happen....I just knew it!  So I decided to stay in the studio and work....which turned out to be a FAN FUCKING TASTIC idea because Aaron and I ended up writing and recording this AMAZING new song!  It is SO hot!  It's called "I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU"  I came up with the hooks and Aaron and I actually sounded SOOOOOO good singing together!  It's a really really really hot track ya'll.....I can't wait to let you all hear it!  Anyway....so we end up recording and working til like 4am.  We finally finish the song and everyone's really happy about it.....that was the best thing that happened so far that night!  So then we get back in my car and I'm dropping off my girlfriend to her house, we get there, she opens the car door, about to get out, then all of a sudden she's like "SHIT SHIT SHIT! OMG OMG! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?? SHIT!"

Meanwhile I was getting scared cuz all I can see is this HUGE pick up truck in front of me in the middle of the street and he just rolls up next to us and stops right by my car!  So I freak out and I was like "WHO IS IT?????? CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR! CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR! CLOSE IT!!!!!!"

She doesn't close the fucking door.  The car door is open, so all the lights are on inside my car, so I feel like someone is about to pull up and shoot us or rob us or something! I get so pissed off cuz my friend wasn't listening to me, she was just ducking and hiding under the car seat....so I was like "FUCK THIS!"  I started driving off and the car door was still open!!!!!!!!!  She finally closes the door and I speed off asking her "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT??????????"

Then I look in my rearview mirror and see the huge pick up truck turn around and started to follow us!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I swear to God, I felt like I was about to get shot or something in a horror movie!!!!!  I started to panic and told my friend "FUCK THIS SHIT!  THIS MOTHERFUCKER BETTER NOT BE FOLLOWING US!!!!!  I'M ABOUT TO PUT A SMACKDOWN ON THIS BITCH!  U MUST NOT KNOW ME TOO WELL CUZ IF YOU DID, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN CUZ I DONT PLAY LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!"

I pull into a gas station, where there were some people and it was lit up just so we could be somewhere safer.  I get out of my car, the other car pulls up, and I was like "IS THERE A FUCKING PROBLEM HERE?"  "WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?"

It was some psyscho dude in the car and he looked like he was about to go insane!  I starts yelling at me like "I'm NOT FOLLOWING YOU I'm TRYING TO GET HER!"

So I said, "I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, BUT YOU BETTER STOP FOLLOWING US AND I DONT KNOW U AND IM JUST TRYING TO GET HOME SAFELY SO IM SAYING......DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM????"

Then in that instant his facial expression changes, I think he realizes who I am, or recognizes me....Tila Tequila, or whatever....then he got a little nicer and seemed scared.  He changed his tone and stopped yelling, then he takes off.

I get back in the car, and my girlfriend is flippin out....she was like "OMG i'm sooo sorry!  but that was wierd cuz he was so nice about it!  I've never seen him so nice!"  I was like "WTF?????  So if it werent for me stepping up for you, homeboy would have smashed on you???  Fuck that!

Anyway.....to wrap up my story, I finally take her back home, and big scary monster dude was nowhere in sight.  I think I scared him off and protected her from being in a very bad situation.  She apologized and said goodnight.....I finally drive home and by now it's like 4am.  I'm just happy to be alive and I missed my dog, Onyx.  I just went to bed and that was that.  What a fucking night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Never a dull moment in Tila's World I guess huh??????  LOL

Love

Tila