David Hasselhoff

It’s only fair after the Mick Jagger to out the perpetrators of the opposite offense, namely those actors who try to be musicians. Ego in show business is somehow just as bad as it is in music (no, seriously, it is, unbelievable, we know). So of course certain thespians come to the conclusion that they can do ANYTHING and believe people simply MUST hear their music. Sorry people. This one is going to hurt.

>(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)

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