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crappy haiku movie review of the week - zoolander

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

this week's movie exposed the inner workings of the gritty, high-stakes world of male modelling - in much the same way that the silence of the lambs showed that the life of a psychopathic serial killer isn't all sex, groupies and canibalism, and you got served showed that...um...serving people...is like...um...actually, you got served had no point - it's zoolander!

zoolander

an expert model

who's not an ambi turner

duels via walk-off

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

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Comments (19)

	yashiyama: 04/20/2009 1:15 PM Orange Mocha Frappuccinooooooo!!! augh, I need to watch that movie again, its so funny. XD
	http://nessalh.buzznet.com: 04/20/2009 1:26 PM BLUE STEEL!!
	Draco Malfoy crossdresses as Annabel Evelyn: 04/20/2009 1:42 PM yashiyama said: Orange Mocha Frappuccinooooooo!!! augh, I need to watch that movie again, its so funny. XD I went to my local Starbucks and asked for that. They had never heard of it. It was like my world had shattered.
	Legion of Doom: 04/20/2009 1:56 PM "And then there's Le Tigre, which is a little bit of a softer look..."
	eyelinersmudge: 04/20/2009 2:00 PM I adore Zoolander. I mean, com'n, Bowie is in it!
	starlorsummers: 04/20/2009 2:05 PM eyelinersmudge said: I adore Zoolander. I mean, com'n, Bowie is in it! bowie's entrance may be my favorite part of the movie.
	Rhianna Resolution: 04/20/2009 2:58 PM Zoolander is good I love it so very much I should watch it now
	The Absent-Minded Professor.: 04/20/2009 3:15 PM WHAT IS THIS, A HAIKU FOR ANTS?! IT NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST...THREE TIMES THIS BIG!
	jerrydazzlepants: 04/20/2009 3:23 PM MERMAN! MERMAN!
	The Absent-Minded Professor.: 04/20/2009 3:28 PM eh...eh... I think I have the Black Lung!
	Bye Bye Blackbird: 04/20/2009 3:41 PM OMG how could I forget about this movie? I couldn't stand Ben Stiller until I saw Zoolander. After this movie I walked around for months asking people whether they thought there was more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.
	The Absent-Minded Professor.: 04/20/2009 7:07 PM Oh, that's Hansel. He's so hot right now.
	random0001: 04/21/2009 12:26 AM I love this movie, one of my favorites! commonnonsense said: WHAT IS THIS, A HAIKU FOR ANTS?! IT NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST...THREE TIMES THIS BIG! that made me laugh big time, great choice this week
	Ultra Violet: 04/21/2009 7:19 AM I love this film.
	Controversial Art with deep Kitching expression: 04/21/2009 8:16 AM just watched it couple days ago, loved it :-D
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