crappy haiku movie review of the week - the nightmare before christmas
as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!
so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.
here's a riddle for you: what do you get when you mix a girl made out of stitched together body parts, some ultra catchy songs, and a bunch of terrified little kids? no, not michael jackson! you get this week's movie - it's the nightmare before christmas!

the nightmare before christmas
jack the skeleton
pretends to be santa claus
eek! a severed head!
the end
p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...
| Posted by starlorsummers on 05/11/2009 11:59 AM | Visits: 125 |
eek! a severed head!
I do love that movie, almost as much as I love Corpse Bride.
Have you done one for Superbad yet?
thanks! i haven't seen corpse bride yet. i'm watching it this week :)
thank you. and no, i haven't done superbad yet. oh, and thanks to you, i have "shake, senora" stuck in my head :D
i haven't seen that one. i'll check it out. thanks for the suggestion!
yeah. well, hey, nobody's perfect :)