crappy haiku movie review of the week - the nightmare before ch 3e37bd66 - danny

crappy haiku movie review of the week - the nightmare before christmas

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

here's a riddle for you: what do you get when you mix a girl made out of stitched together body parts, some ultra catchy songs, and a bunch of terrified little kids? no, not michael jackson! you get this week's movie - it's the nightmare before christmas!

the nightmare before christmas

jack the skeleton

pretends to be santa claus

eek! a severed head!

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

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Comments (12)

	deletemylove: 05/11/2009 12:21 PM I LOVE this movie. It's one of the best I have ever seen, huh! _
	Legion of Doom: 05/11/2009 12:28 PM YES. I love the ending: eek! a severed head! I do love that movie, almost as much as I love Corpse Bride.
	laurasaurusrexx: 05/11/2009 12:43 PM Ahhhh, this is epic! As usual xD Have you done one for Superbad yet?
	arom12: 05/11/2009 12:57 PM aw this movie is awesome!!! how about, she's all that for a movie? lol 90's teen movies
	Seb ™★★★: 05/11/2009 1:29 PM Jack did a great job of being Santa... Ooo except the whole severed head bit.
	starlorsummers: 05/11/2009 2:37 PM deletemylove said: I LOVE this movie. It's one of the best I have ever seen, huh! _ one of my favorite parts is when the band tries to play christmas songs and they come out sounding all halloweeny. missxshocking said: YES. I love the ending: eek! a severed head! I do love that movie, almost as much as I love Corpse Bride. thanks! i haven't seen corpse bride yet. i'm watching it this week :) laurasaurusrexx said: Ahhhh, this is epic! As usual xD Have you done one for Superbad yet? thank you. and no, i haven't done superbad yet. oh, and thanks to you, i have "shake, senora" stuck in my head :D arom12 said: aw this movie is awesome!!! how about, she's all that for a movie? lol 90's teen movies i haven't seen that one. i'll check it out. thanks for the suggestion! seb said: Jack did a great job of being Santa... Ooo except the whole severed head bit. yeah. well, hey, nobody's perfect :)
	¡Pink Spider!: 05/12/2009 3:21 AM My favourite film ^-^ Jack is a bit like Terry Pratchet's Death so obviously I love him. :D
	laurasaurusrexx: 05/12/2009 10:17 AM starlorsummers said: thank you. and no, i haven't done superbad yet. oh, and thanks to you, i have "shake, senora" stuck in my head :D Ha xD I'm sorry. Dammit, know YOU'VE got it in MY head again D:
	iska: 05/12/2009 10:23 AM hehehe xD awesome!
	Bye Bye Blackbird: 05/12/2009 1:49 PM This movie scared me when I was 5 years old. So did ET.
	bizarreland: 05/14/2009 9:27 PM haHa...Your so funny, I never quite thought of it that way : D
	starlorsummers: 05/15/2009 9:54 AM bizarreland said: haHa...Your so funny, I never quite thought of it that way : D thank you :)