May 11, 2009

crappy haiku movie review of the week - the nightmare before christmas

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

here's a riddle for you: what do you get when you mix a girl made out of stitched together body parts, some ultra catchy songs, and a bunch of terrified little kids? no, not michael jackson! you get this week's movie - it's the nightmare before christmas!






the nightmare before christmas

jack the skeleton

pretends to be santa claus

eek! a severed head!

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...


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Posted by starlorsummers on 05/11/2009 11:59 AM Comments (12)

November 12, 2008

Nightmare revisited

Ok once again, I am here in my house WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN LISTEN TO MUSIC and having my own conclusions about the music I am listening to…

 
NIGHTMARE REVISITED, just a BRILLIANT album something REALLY GOOD to hear.I`ve been a NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS fan from a very long time now, and I think making a CD like this is really challenging cause when things like this come out THE FANS can react in a negative way ,because ,LET`S FACE IT ,fanatics doesn`t like change sometimes!!...But this album is FANTASTIC,and it is not its case.

 Now making a retrospective about some of the songs…

 I think the Overture is fantastic and Manson was brilliant at THIS IS HALLOWEEN.He made it very very dark and “grottesque”,THE WAY IT REALLY IS…

 I only have ONE COMPLAIN and it`s FLYLEAF with “WHAT`S THIS”……….and that`s the QUESTION…”WHAT IS THIS!!!???”.I didn`t like it…I think FALL OUT BOY did it BETTER than they did.It doesn`t express Jack`s emotions at that  moment ..IN MY OPINION (If Danny Elfman decided to put that on the soundtrack I respect that and let`s face it…HE IS THE REAL ARTIST not ME).

 Making Christmas by RISE AGAINST and kidnap the sandy claws by KORN are JUST A-M-A-Z-I-N-G..I have NO WORDS FOR THAT!!!.

The Oogie Boogie song was really good too,but TIGER ARMY`S VERSION JUST ROX!! (come on IT IS TIGER ARMY!!!)

 Amy Lee singing SALLY`S SONG it`s REALLY GOOD (I preffer Fiona Apple version cause she is DARKER and melancholic but Amy did it GOOD AS WELL…)

 The rest is quite nice!!!.But those are the songs I liked the best…

 

If u want to decide by yourself take a look on here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGVx8Lxx1LA and listen a preview from every song.


  1. Overture - DeVotchka
    2. Opening - Danny Elfman
    3. This Is Halloween - Marilyn Manson
    4. Jack's Lament - The All-American Rejects
    5. Doctor Finkelstein/In the Forest - Amiina
    6. What's This? - Flyleaf
    7. Town Meeting Song - Polyphonic Spree
    8. Jack and Sally Montage - The Vitamin String Quartet
    9. Jack's Obsession - Sparklehorse
    10. Kidnap the Sandy Claws - Korn
    11. Making Christmas - Rise Against
    12. Nabbed - Yoshida Brothers
    13. Oogie Boogie's Song - Rodrigo y Gabriela
    14. Sally's Song - Amy Lee
    15. Christmas Eve Montage - RJD2
    16. Poor Jack - Plain White T's
    17. To the Rescue - Datarock
    18. Finale/Reprise - Shiny Toy Guns
    19. Closing - Danny Elfman
    20. End Title - The Album Leaf

 Thanks for reading.

Karem.

 


Posted by Havok is Lord Voldemort on 11/12/2008 6:04 AM Comments (6)

June 16, 2008

crappy haiku movie review of the week - batman returns

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

this week, one of my personal favorites, and a movie that proved that in addition to being able to land on their feet, cats are also highly skilled cpr technicians - batman returns!



batman returns

bats, cats and penguins

but walken outdoes them all

with his shock fright wig

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...


Posted by starlorsummers on 06/16/2008 11:12 AM Comments (0)

September 1, 2007

Danny Elfman's Advice for N. C.'s School of the Arts' Graduates By Janessa Lowrey

Danny Elfman is a musician I have long admired (since his involvement in the group, Oingo Boingo). From Oingo Boingo, he went on to teach himself how to score movies and is well known for his identifiable work in Tim Burton’s movies. His ability to learn on-the-fly is what initially prompted me to follow his career (with all its twists and turns).

I recently learned that Danny had received an Honorary Doctorate from the North Carolina School of the Arts (June, 2007), and he also gave the commencement address to the school’s 2007 graduating class. I always enjoy when honorary degrees are awarded to those who rarely complete high school (Elfman being one).

After tracking down his commencement address (thanks to www.ncarts.edu/pressrelease) I felt compelled to share some of his observations and words of advice to the NCSA graduates. I especially appreciated his understanding of the differences between talent, skill and luck. Not all celebrities are as modest as Mr. Elfman when it comes to their talents and abilities. Here is a portion of Danny’s speech.

Note: I will insert an occasional explanation in italics as I have not included his full speech.

After discussing his involvement with the progression of Oingo Boingo (at the request of his older brother) he states: ... A year became five or six. Again, we busted our asses and rehearsed night and day. We got better. We built a strong following. Even got a record deal. Things are going OK. I guess I’m finally realizing my dream?

Can’t put my finger on it. Something’s still not right. Still not quite seeing “the future.”

Then a young animator doing his first feature film comes to see my band. He liked it and thought maybe I could score his film. How the hell am I going to do that? I have no training. I felt woefully inadequate. My newly acquired band skills now seemed useless for this endeavour. I came so very, very close to saying no. So, time for a big deep pause.

Remember back – all those movies I paid so much attention to (including the music)? (Danny was an avid theatre buff who loved the film compositions of Bernard Herrmann and Franz Waxman.) Combine that with what I’d picked up with the theatre troupe (Elfman was invited to join a theatre troupe when he was spotted teaching himself to play the violin while travelling France) – I developed a pretty good ear during those years.

I did learn to write down music on paper once. And I did remember all the film scores I grew up with. And so I reluctantly agreed.

The young animator kid, by the way, was Tim Burton, and the movie was PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE. I did it, and guess what happened? It jump-started a new dream and a whole new career. But that’s not the point of this story. That was a lucky break. 

So here’s the point.

Over the next 10 years, I busted my ass to learn this new craft and to my surprise, I found that every detour and dead end I had encountered in the past ended up giving me great advantages. I began incorporating all of my ethnic percussion and love of rhythm. As my teachers, I turned to a half dozen film composers that, although I didn’t know it at the time, had embedded themselves into my soul and brain. 

I drew from some of the crazy, irreverent stuff I did while banging it out in the street troupes, both French and American, and the ear training I got from transcribing those Ellington records.

And strangely, in a weird way, the “go screw yourself” attitude I got from being in a rock band paid off too, because it allowed me to be more fearless.

Even the starving years taught me to sharpen up my intuition and people skills and how to figure things out with nothing to work with. Things that proved to be really useful.

But most importantly, all those detours taught me not to lose hope from failure. One door closes, another opens up. And amazingly, in the end, nothing was wasted. All the time I thought I had lost wasn’t lost at all...

I love how Elfman can reflect and express the general idea that ‘all things happen for a reason’; (a favourite belief that I carry strictly to preserve my sanity.) I also admire that he does not once attribute his good fortune as something that he was owed/ guaranteed/ deserving of because of his innate talents (which could be easily surmised). Indeed, Elfman has reminded me that many difficult interactions, challenging and even discouraging events in one’s life merely provide one with experience and ammunition for some obscure, yet relevant, future need. Best of all, I loved the irony of an upscale Fine Arts Institute’s choice of a speaker who never learned his craft from an institution.

Image from musicmedia.ign.com

Posted by swanktrendzvanc on 09/01/2007 12:38 AM Comments (1)
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