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VMA'S, VMA'S, VMA'S. Its a real pain to not have cable anymore. That's why YouTube is here! I am pretty bummed that I didn't get to see it. So, lets push the whole Kanye & Taylor Swift thing to the side right now. I'll get to it in just a bit.

I first want to talk about Lady GaGa's kick ass performance.

To tell you the truth, I was freaking out when stage blood was running down her stomach. I seriously  thought something terribly wrong happened to her. I never expected her to do something like this. I mean, I was expecting something alongthe lines of a nude leotard a jacket and something to clear up the hermaphrodite rumors or something. Hey, crazy things happen at the VMA'S. But really, her performance was truly amazing. Her voice sounded so pure. She looked great. It's obvious that music and performing is something she's really passionate about. And thats one of the many reasons why I love her. I will always remember this quote by her...

""Don't make art unless you would die for it"

I completely agree with it.

Now, giving more attention to Kanye & Taylor Swift. I know he apologized already. But I just want to get it out there that when I watched this event on Youtube, the word "immature" just kept flashing in my head over and over again. Okay seriously, what he did was completley childish. I mean really. All I could think about is a classroom doing share & tell and some kid shares his new action figure and how much he's grateful for it and then the bully of the class has another and interupps the other kid and goes on about how his action figure is better and then lets him go on afterward.

And I've also noticed that this is quite similar to the Dane Cook & Vanessa Hudgens situation at the Teens Choice Awards. Two complete assholes picking on young women at award shows on national television. I'm starting to think Dane Cook & Kanye really don't have any self esteem or respect and have some issues to work out. In my opinion, you have to be one fucked up loser to be picking on someone whose pretty young. I mean, come to think of it. I feel a little more sorry for Taylor than Vanessa. I mean, Vanessa took the nude picutres herself and thats her fault completley. But Dane Cook didn't need to mention it. I think Taylor earns a little more sympathy because she's sweet and pretty innocent...from what I know.

The world is annoying sometimes.

If you watched the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday, then you probably already know what I'm talking about. The comic who will now be known for making the super-uncomfortable comment during the awards ceremony, Dane Cook, has addressed the joke he aimed towards High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens. You'd think he'd apologize for the embarrassing call out, but of course, being the gusty man he is, he didn't. Here's what happened...

Check it out! It's so good.  And there is a deluxe edition available on I-Tunes!

And he has a new CD coming out this Tuesday! Who's stoked? I know I am, Dane is absolutely hilarious. Want to hear some before it comes out? Take a listen right here :) 

No, really, you already know this which is why you need to check out his new album, ISolated INcident, which drops May 18th. What're you waiting for?Get that on pre-order!