Feud with Criss Angel

Feud with Criss Angel

Via Twitter, except it was a fake Criss Angel account. Still, it was hilarious.
Seriously, the thumbnail of this pic looks like he's standing under a giant penis. (no comment on whether Criss Angel is, in fact, a giant penis) I had to click on it in my favorites list to see why you'd be posting one.
greenpandaparade: 08/30/2009 10:49 AM
Hahahaha the thumbnail really does look like one
Snakesonaboat: 08/30/2009 10:50 AM
hahhahahahah I'm the goddam Batman is right...
whocouldloveme: 08/30/2009 11:56 AM
Hilarious - agreed
Criss Angel = Penis Tip - Agreed
Ryan Ross = Winner - Agreed
The Absent-Minded Professor.: 08/30/2009 12:02 PM
UGH. I STILL GET COMMENTS ON THE JOURNAL I MADE ABOUT THIS.

I got this little gem a couple of days ago:

All you haters can both suck my nuts and eat my magic shit, while I levitate. Ryan has a little girls body and is a super fag(he makes Chris Croker look like Chuck Norris). beepboptop is half right you EMO whores need a life and should stop being haters, but my people should continue to defend me from these cowards, who by the way would not have the balls to say these things to me face to face. You are all jealous of my skills. The truth is, that even if my magic was fake(witch its not, I would still be richer than all you punk ass holes.

Thank you to all my fans and supporters, keep on believing in me and in magic.

Criss Angel

p.s. Emo kids eat poop!

And this one.

ryanross said:
Hey Guys
I just Cut my wrist again, then I decided to go on the net and found this. This is so gay, even gayer than me and the members of my gay band. Im sorry that anyone would even compare me to a GOD like Criss Angel. It is true emo kids do eat poop( thats why our breath is nasty). I cant play music for shit and I should die. The reason I have hairy arms is because I am a chick who stopped shaving a long time ago.

p.s. The FOOL that made this is a fug paker.
PLEASE CALL 418-FAG-LOVE to contact me.

FML.
charlottecalamity: 08/30/2009 12:54 PM
Oh my jesus! Criss Angel does look like a giant penis
Larten Crepsley: 08/30/2009 1:30 PM
UGH. I STILL GET COMMENTS ON THE JOURNAL I MADE ABOUT THIS.


Im sorry that anyone would even compare me to a GOD like Criss Angel.

p.s. The FOOL that made this is a fug paker.
PLEASE CALL 418-FAG-LOVE to contact me.

FML.

O_o Wha-?
The Absent-Minded Professor.: 08/30/2009 1:40 PM
O_o Wha-?

Someone pretending to be both Criss Angel and Ryan Ross. And earlier in that journal, someone commented pretending to be Pete Wentz. WHY DO I ATTRACT WEIRDOS.
BadgerBadgerBadger...: 08/30/2009 2:00 PM
Hahaha, I wish they would've gotten into a REAL fight. That would be something to watch.
Someone pretending to be both Criss Angel and Ryan Ross. And earlier in that journal, someone commented pretending to be Pete Wentz. WHY DO I ATTRACT WEIRDOS.
The funny thing is those are both old profiles, and silly people still think the Ryan Ross one is actually real and leave him srs messages.
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