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SOME MORE... deep confabulation. [Part 2]
Ije: Lol, this dude keeps staring at me.
Me: That's how it all starts.
Ije: And the black person always goes first. Thanks for starting my horror movie, Cory.
Me: Lmao.
China: Toast!
Me: Uh........ bread!
China: *laughs* huh?
Me: ... did you say it randomly or not?
China: Well yeah...
*few minutes later*
China: Penguins!
Me: Apples!
China: Ooooh! Ohhhh!
Me: What?
China: I want apples.
Me: They will be wild?! Yes!!
Ije: I know! Wild potato children! That's all I ever wanted.
Me: Lmao
Ije: dooooood! buon giorno!
Me: simba!!
Ije: hakuna matata?
Me: Fur shurrrr
Ije: oh yeshhh
Me: Honestly, Idk what you said at first so I just said that...
Ije: lmaoo. i said good day in italian.
Me: Oh
Me: Okay
Me: That'll be useful in cory day
Ije: cory day?
Me: Yes my average day
Me: Your average day is Ijeamaka day(s)
A boy in my art class... Jonathan?: Do Zombies ever take a shit? When they eat brains or something where does it all go? What happens? When you shoot them in the stomach does it like pour out?
Me:Why are you talking about that?
Jonanthan: ... I don't know...
Me: Don't they like... throw up... acid vomit?
Jonathan: I dunno. Probably.
Diana: Cory, I'll be your friend. *squints*
Me: *smirks* With benefits...
Marissa: Ohh, ohh! Cory I'll be your friend!
Me: With benefits?
Marissa: What's that?
Me: You're so small and short... and young. Jackie teach her!
Jackie M: Come on Marissa!
***Later in the day***
Marissa: No, Cory. I don't wanna be your friend with benefits. Jackie told me what it is. No.
Me: Darn.
Me: Oh! I hope it's not bad that I totally forgot I was talking to you.
Me: I tend to do that.
Me: -_-
Jackie: xD Tis ok
Jackie: =]
Me: Okay. So how was your daay?
Jackie: Pretty amazingg.
Jackie: I madethe Brentwood Radio =]
Jackie: What did you do today?
Me: What do you mean 'made' it? Did you actually make it or go on it? My day was pretty high for once
Jackie: I got on it =] I recoreded a holiday creetingg =]
Jackie: Anything amazing happen?
Me: Not amazing
Jackie: but Gangster?
Me: haha, my days are always that
Me: lmao
Jackie: Uber steller.
Me: I'm an O.G though, and proud.
Me: Lmao. That's it. We are the purple pimps.
Ije: That's One sexy title. I shall wear it proudly.
Me: I should make name tags.
Ije: Lmao. Hello i am... A purple pimp.
Me: Rolls off the tounge. Catchy too.
Ije: An extraordinary saying for the ages. That hopefully no one in the school will catch onto and abuse.
Me:What is rice made out of?
Dad: Stuff
Me: Who are you?
Dad: Avacado
Me:My potato is cold. It's making my hands cold. *I had a potato in my pocket at the mall*
Vanessa(sis):...-_-
Me:Wanna touch it? Wanna touch my potato?
Vanessa:NO!
Me: Daddy! Nessa's harrassing me, telling me to touch her so called potato!
Dad: -_-
Vanessa: No, what the hell? I don't even know what she's doing with a stupid potato in her pocket!
Me: I was writing on it for christmas!
Vanessa(sis):I remember yesterday...*I wasn't listening*
Me: I remember yesterday I was thinking about my potato.
Tv: ... Body fat is very unattractive...
Me: How could you say that?!... Worst commercial ever... The more weight, the more lovin'!
Vikki: first word that comes to mind when i say pete wentz is...?
Me: ... nothing... just the color red....
Vikki: lolll. youre the only person who hasnt said p33n :| hah.
Me: lol
Me: So has anyone said "One-eyed Cross dressing prostitute holding a picture of Pete Wentz"?
Vikki: o_o no.
Me: Ha, so I will crown myself as first.
Vikki: rofl.
Tiana: Cory! Come!
Me: Cum?
Tiana: Yes, come.
Me: Ew!
Tiana's friend: *laughs*
Tiana: Oh my god, you guys are so perverted.
Me: Well... it's your fault. You know it has two meanings.
Vanessa(sis): Move, lemme get on the computer.
Me: *turns on pc* Wait let me just ex out my gay porn.
Me: I have a magic power... I can secretly turn on a gay guys. *shrugs* Specific ones.
Ije: I'm not even going to ask why you have a sexy maid's outfit in your closet.
Me: It's in the name, Ije.
Me: I have it because it's sexy.
Mom*She spoke all of this in spanish*: He's mine.
Me: No Ma, he's too young for you. *We were speaking of Brendon Urie*
Mom: He come's here when you're at school.
Me: 0_o... okay... he's still too young for you.
Mom: That's okay! I'll breast feed him!
Me: EWW!!!! *almost dies of laughter*
Vanessa(sis): You're so mean.
Me: Nessa, you don't know. When something is meant to be sweet. I like to mess it up. It's like a weird habbit of mine. I like awkward moments... sometimes.
Vanessa: -_-
Mom*to Dad*: Who are you texting?
Me: HIS BOYFRIEND!
Oh and enjoy this:
Me: That's how it all starts.
Ije: And the black person always goes first. Thanks for starting my horror movie, Cory.
Me: Lmao.
China: Toast!
Me: Uh........ bread!
China: *laughs* huh?
Me: ... did you say it randomly or not?
China: Well yeah...
*few minutes later*
China: Penguins!
Me: Apples!
China: Ooooh! Ohhhh!
Me: What?
China: I want apples.
Me: They will be wild?! Yes!!
Ije: I know! Wild potato children! That's all I ever wanted.
Me: Lmao
Ije: dooooood! buon giorno!
Me: simba!!
Ije: hakuna matata?
Me: Fur shurrrr
Ije: oh yeshhh
Me: Honestly, Idk what you said at first so I just said that...
Ije: lmaoo. i said good day in italian.
Me: Oh
Me: Okay
Me: That'll be useful in cory day
Ije: cory day?
Me: Yes my average day
Me: Your average day is Ijeamaka day(s)
A boy in my art class... Jonathan?: Do Zombies ever take a shit? When they eat brains or something where does it all go? What happens? When you shoot them in the stomach does it like pour out?
Me:Why are you talking about that?
Jonanthan: ... I don't know...
Me: Don't they like... throw up... acid vomit?
Jonathan: I dunno. Probably.
Diana: Cory, I'll be your friend. *squints*
Me: *smirks* With benefits...
Marissa: Ohh, ohh! Cory I'll be your friend!
Me: With benefits?
Marissa: What's that?
Me: You're so small and short... and young. Jackie teach her!
Jackie M: Come on Marissa!
***Later in the day***
Marissa: No, Cory. I don't wanna be your friend with benefits. Jackie told me what it is. No.
Me: Darn.
Me: Oh! I hope it's not bad that I totally forgot I was talking to you.
Me: I tend to do that.
Me: -_-
Jackie: xD Tis ok
Jackie: =]
Me: Okay. So how was your daay?
Jackie: Pretty amazingg.
Jackie: I madethe Brentwood Radio =]
Jackie: What did you do today?
Me: What do you mean 'made' it? Did you actually make it or go on it? My day was pretty high for once
Jackie: I got on it =] I recoreded a holiday creetingg =]
Jackie: Anything amazing happen?
Me: Not amazing
Jackie: but Gangster?
Me: haha, my days are always that
Me: lmao
Jackie: Uber steller.
Me: I'm an O.G though, and proud.
Me: Lmao. That's it. We are the purple pimps.
Ije: That's One sexy title. I shall wear it proudly.
Me: I should make name tags.
Ije: Lmao. Hello i am... A purple pimp.
Me: Rolls off the tounge. Catchy too.
Ije: An extraordinary saying for the ages. That hopefully no one in the school will catch onto and abuse.
Me:What is rice made out of?
Dad: Stuff
Me: Who are you?
Dad: Avacado
Me:My potato is cold. It's making my hands cold. *I had a potato in my pocket at the mall*
Vanessa(sis):...-_-
Me:Wanna touch it? Wanna touch my potato?
Vanessa:NO!
Me: Daddy! Nessa's harrassing me, telling me to touch her so called potato!
Dad: -_-
Vanessa: No, what the hell? I don't even know what she's doing with a stupid potato in her pocket!
Me: I was writing on it for christmas!
Vanessa(sis):I remember yesterday...*I wasn't listening*
Me: I remember yesterday I was thinking about my potato.
Tv: ... Body fat is very unattractive...
Me: How could you say that?!... Worst commercial ever... The more weight, the more lovin'!
Vikki: first word that comes to mind when i say pete wentz is...?
Me: ... nothing... just the color red....
Vikki: lolll. youre the only person who hasnt said p33n :| hah.
Me: lol
Me: So has anyone said "One-eyed Cross dressing prostitute holding a picture of Pete Wentz"?
Vikki: o_o no.
Me: Ha, so I will crown myself as first.
Vikki: rofl.
Tiana: Cory! Come!
Me: Cum?
Tiana: Yes, come.
Me: Ew!
Tiana's friend: *laughs*
Tiana: Oh my god, you guys are so perverted.
Me: Well... it's your fault. You know it has two meanings.
Vanessa(sis): Move, lemme get on the computer.
Me: *turns on pc* Wait let me just ex out my gay porn.
Me: I have a magic power... I can secretly turn on a gay guys. *shrugs* Specific ones.
Ije: I'm not even going to ask why you have a sexy maid's outfit in your closet.
Me: It's in the name, Ije.
Me: I have it because it's sexy.
Mom*She spoke all of this in spanish*: He's mine.
Me: No Ma, he's too young for you. *We were speaking of Brendon Urie*
Mom: He come's here when you're at school.
Me: 0_o... okay... he's still too young for you.
Mom: That's okay! I'll breast feed him!
Me: EWW!!!! *almost dies of laughter*
Vanessa(sis): You're so mean.
Me: Nessa, you don't know. When something is meant to be sweet. I like to mess it up. It's like a weird habbit of mine. I like awkward moments... sometimes.
Vanessa: -_-
Mom*to Dad*: Who are you texting?
Me: HIS BOYFRIEND!
Oh and enjoy this:
| Posted by SnowJobxBlowJob™ on 12/28/2007 7:34 PM | Visits: 87 |
aahahhha that's...amazing