crappy haiku movie review of the week - stand by me 3fcd5367 - Corey Feldman - L

crappy haiku movie review of the week - stand by me

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

this week's movie can't help but evoke a sense of nostalgia. a longing for a simpler time...a time when cigarettes were good for you, happily married couples on television slept in seperate beds, and boys could form lifelong bonds during wacky, wholesome trips to visit dead bodies. oh, and also, people could have family conversations without using @reply:

xXjustinxjugularXx @justinsmom1962 mom did u c mai red hoodie wit da dinosore? i cnt fnd it newhere.

justinsmom1962 @xXjustinxjugularXx o ya bb, i threw it in wit da stuff 4 da dry clnrs.

xXjustinxjugularXx @justinsmom1962 omfg mom i wz guna wear thta 2da mawl 2day :*( u fail.

justinsmom1962 @xXjustinxjugularXx d00d, your MOM fails! lawlz.

xXjustinxjugularXx @justinsmom1962 wait...what??

justinsdizzlefashizzle @justinsmom1962 @xXjustinxjugularXx on my way home frm wrk. boss is a douche. who wants chinese?

justinsmom1962 @justinsdizzlfashizzle OHAI frank! xD

xXjustinxjugularXx @justinsdizzlefashizzle OHAI dad! :D

-it's stand by me! (suggested by kassady)

stand by me

four geeky buddies

go hunting for a body

holy crap, leeches!

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

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Comments (9)

	http://nessalh.buzznet.com: 06/08/2009 1:43 PM In my house, we only speak to each other with @replies
	laurasaurusrexx: 06/08/2009 2:12 PM Haha, I've never seen that film but this made me LOL. I'll go watch it now.
	The Absent-Minded Professor.: 06/08/2009 2:27 PM Oh, I would flip if my parents got Twitter. This was delicious, though. :D
	starlorsummers: 06/08/2009 2:46 PM nessalh said: In my house, we only speak to each other with @replies hahahahaha laurasaurusrexx said: Haha, I've never seen that film but this made me LOL. I'll go watch it now. it's pretty good. it's based on a stephen king story. commonnonsense said: Oh, I would flip if my parents got Twitter. This was delicious, though. :D thank you! haha i know. "MOM HOW CAN I CAPS LOCK RAGE ABOUT YOU ON THE INTERNET IF YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET?!" oh, that gives me an idea for a question of the day suggestion.
	bizarreland: 06/08/2009 2:55 PM HaHa....I haven't seen that movie since it was new !!!!!! The simpler times was when people actually opened their mouths and talked to each other : ]
	jerrydazzlepants: 06/09/2009 1:32 AM That twitter convo is the best thing ever
	xcollapsingcities: 06/09/2009 12:24 PM You win. Hands down.
	renata aka helen: 06/09/2009 7:22 PM i dont' know which i like more, the haiku or the twitconvo. L-OH-L!
	iska: 06/15/2009 10:15 AM hmm i guess i havent seen this movie.