Darius Miles. The "Slumber Party" king.
Basketball players are such drama queens sometimes. I mean. Okay. That guy probably fouled you but it is as if they have to fling themselves across the court to prove it. See ref? I flew across the court when that man touched me. I mean they're strong but THAT STRONG? So Darius is always flinging himself around. Must be that high center of gravity. Anyway every time he landed on the floor I said he was having another slumber party. The term stuck for the duration of the game.


Hockey is rougher and therefore HOTTER.