comedy Blog and Journals

 

everyone should seriously take a listen to those clips they are hilarious!!

This was shot in 2007 when I was on the same tour with the boys. If you follow Mat Devine and the Kill Hannah account on Twitter, this is what they tweeted about the other day.

It was the last day of the tour and our tech Sammy decided to spice up their encore.

I've been putting up some more old tour footage up on my YouTube if you wanna check it out: http://www.youtube.com/sarahdope

 

JUST BOUNCE!

I did this for MTV Movie Awards.....it was so much fun....and yes....I really do love Nerds...for real! I'm a nerd too!

LMAO! I'm just kidding tho! I shot this promo with SETH GREEN for his SKATE PARTY PROMO for ROBOT CHICKEN! I love him he's HILARIOUS! We shot this at my house...and u know DAMN WELL I WAS SINGING LIKE THAT ON PURPOSE! LMAO! ENJOY!

Hilarious.

 

Part Five

 

I rolled the window down, the breeze was nice on my face, plus it blocked out the heat the Tom blared. I shouldn't have got in on this bet, I knew better, Of course they would get to London before us, even with a pit stop in Berlin we were going to be driving for a long time.

 

"Why did I have to jump in, I could have been enjoying a great flight with my husband and kids rather than a long ass drive with my brother in law." I said

 

"You're favorite brother in law." He added

 

"My only brother in law." I reminded.

 

"This isn't so bad, come on we are great friends, this could be fun." He said

"Could be, if you weren't such a weirdo. Why do you have the heat on?" I asked

 

"I just never take it off, most the time I use my car is to go to the club, so I put the heat on, and usually the girl doesn't want to complain about how hot it is, she jus starts to strip." He said

 

"Your sick." I said leaning out of the window.

 

"I'm smart, guys could learn a lot from me." He said smiling, I rolled my eyes, trying to block out his ego, which was impossible, it was suffocating me as it filled the car. We had barely made it out of Hamburg, Bill hadn't even left for Berlin yet, I bet he was still sleeping.

 

"Stop complaining, we are going to make it there in a little over eight hours." He said

 

"Tom, Bill is probably still sleeping," I said looking at my watch, it was a little after six thirty in the morning, " We will make it there about two thirty, Bill who wakes up at nine, will leave for Berlin at ten, make it there around twelve, a flight to London is about two hours and thru, so he will make it there before us." I said

 

"Impossible, Bill is not going to leave as soon as he gets there, he will spend at least an hour there, then thirty minutes to the airport, so if he makes it to Berling at noon, he won't leave until two, get to the air port at two thirty, it will be four when he gets to London, we will already be there." He said. Suddenly Tom was sounding so smart to me. He turned his music up, he had a fascination with playing his own mucis, I probably hear " Wo Sind Eure Hande" twenty times. He looked over at me, letting go of the steering wheel with one hand waving his hand in my face. I wasn't sure how much of him I wasn't going to be able to handle, I mean eight and a half hours, stuck in the car with him was just crazy.

 

Bill's P.O.V

"Rose!" I yelled into her door.

 

"Was?!" she yelled back

 

"Get up, I will take you in front of people in the way you are right now, if you don't get up and get ready." I said

 

"I want Uncle Tom to win." She said

 

"Oh, well you should be in the loser wagon with them." I said. Lily ran up dancing around me.

 

"Dad, something is wrong with your toilet, I have to pee." She said

 

"Use my bathroom." I said looking at her confused.

 

"Allistar is there." She whined. I wasn't sure why I had kids at this moment, getting three teenagers up and ready was the worst.

"Then use his, who cares." I said stressing out.

 

"Have you seen his, make him get out of yours he isn't even using the bathroom." she said, I pointed at Rose who buried her head under her pillow. Then walked off to my bathroom door.

 

"Allistar, let your sister use the bathroom." I said

 

"No, I'm busy." He said

 

"Busy-wait a minute you have your own bathroom." He said

 

"I may or may not have let a bottle rocket in my toilet that may or may not have broken it." He said

 

"You what, whatever I don't have time for that now, remind me later what you did, Lily go use Uncle Tom's, his is clean, Allistar, I will pay you to get Rose out of bed." I said, as Lily stormed out of the room. I slapped one hundred dollars in his hand as he exited my room. I fell on my back, letting the cool sheets of my bed relax me. Until the screamed of Rose startled me, I knew I shouldn't have done that, I stood up and ran into the room separating a drenched Rose, and a bucket holding Allistar.

 

"I said get her out of bed, I didn't mean bathe her." I said

 

"I'm going to kill him." Rose said managing to get around me and hitting her brother in the face.

 

"She broke my eye socket!" Allistar said falling to the ground.

 

"Get up boy, nothing is broken, finished getting ready, Rose, get ready," I said looking at the doorway, it was Lily. " What is it now Lily?"

 

"There is some chick asleep on Uncle Tom's bathroom floor, can I use your bathroom now?" She asked still dancing

 

"Go." I said, Allistar was pretending to stumble around, claming blindness as Rose threw a glass plate at him. I shut the door in time for it to break against the door. I began to doubt my chances of wining, I looked at my watch, it was already eight-thirty.

 

Tom's P.O.V

 

I glanced over at my clock, it was already eight-thirty. I looked at Sam who was fidgeting in her seat. She glanced over at me with puppy eye. I knew it was a mistake to bring a girl with me, they always make these ridiculous pit stops. I pulled over to the side of the road.

 

"What are you doing?" She asked looking around

 

"Don't you have to pee?" I asked

 

"I am not peeing outside." She replied, crossing her arms

 

"Why not, I do it all the time." I said, she looked down then back at me, her face was annoyed, and I glared at her then started the car up, mumbling about women. She was basically jumping in her seat by the time we got to the gas station, she barely let me park before she was out of the car.

 

I waited and waited, after five minutes of annoying huffing, and frustration, I opened the car door to see what she was doing. I walked into the gas station, and saw her. She was surrounded by a group of females. As I got closer I caught a glimpse of their conversation.

 

"Those shoes are so cute, I had a pair, but I can't remember what happened to them." She said I stepped in-between them, and all the girls' grew silent.

 

"Excuse me ladies." I said, grabbing her by the arm, we were almost to the car, when she stopped.

 

" I left my purse on the table." She said starting to go back. I stopped her, handing her the keys.

 

"I'll get it, you just start the car." I said, I wasn't long, I ran in and back out. I approached the car, noticing something different, Sam was in the drivers seat. I stood by the door, shaking my head.

 

"No way, you are not driving." I said

 

"Yes I am." She said putting her lip gloss on in the mirror.

 

"No, nein, nay." I said

 

"Yes, Ja, uh-huh." She said looking at me.

 

"You're a shit driver, you're not prepared to drive at all." I said crossing my arms

 

"Do you really think that?" She asked

 

"Yes." I said dropping my arms. Her face scrunched up and my phone slid out of my pocket, I leaned down to pick it up. She threw the car door open, hitting me square in my nose.

 

"Fine then you, oh my gosh, Tom are you ok?" She said rushing over to me. I feel backwards, and I could feel the blood trickle down my mouth. My nose was in excruciating pain. She was not sure was to do, as I stood up, I grabbed my white head wrap and covered my nose with it.

 

"You're still not driving." I said taking the steering wheel, I watched her walk around, and like a fly she dropped. I sat up in the seat and saw her rolling all over the ground. She stood back up and limped over the her seat. Once she was in I left the gas station. She was kissing her stubbed toe, as I let the blood drench the head wrap. I drove to the nearest E.R. I would for sure loose this time. I looked at Sam, she was turned in her seat watching the TV.

 

"I am not peeing outside." I said in my girl voice.

 

"It's not my fault." I said

 

"Yes it is." I argued.

 

"Is not." She fought back.

 

"Is too." I said

 

"Not." She snapped turning in her chair.

 

"Yes it is, your such a woman." I said

 

"It is not, your such a man, pee outside." She said mimicking me

 

"If you had done what I said we would have been there already." I lied

 

"You're stupid." She said crossing her arms.

 

"No you are." I replied back, as the nurse approached us, she looked concerned but not for our physical health.

 

"We're ready for you." She said, I stuck my tongue our to Sam, following the nurse.

 

 

Bills P.O.V

"Come and Rescue Me!" Lily said blaring Tokio Hotel's greatest hits. Allistar was sitting in the front the had black sunglasses on, because the sun hurt his blind eye, and Rose was pouting still.

 

"Dad, get Allistar before I break his hand." Rose said, I glanced over at Allistar, he was feeling around in the back seat.

 

"Allistar what are you doing?" I asked

 

"Am I reaching in the backseat, I couldn't tell, I am so blind." He said

 

"You're not blind, you have a black eye." I said

 

"Isn't she is trouble?" He asked

 

"Are you introuble for your toilet?" I asked, I threw the sunglassess of, turning in his seat.

 

"Parents should not be able to use blackmail." He said

 

"Childreb shouldn't handle fireworks." I replied. It fell silent

 

"Love Song, they kill me, they kill me, nooowww." Lily sang, I shivered that my own flesh and blood was singing Cinema Bizzare

 

"I thought you were a tokio hotel fan, what is this?" I said

 

"Dad, Strify's son is just hot." Rose said

 

"When did you meet his son?" I asked

 

"At the party two nights ago." Lily said

 

"Two nights ago, you both went to a party two nights ago, weren't you at a sleepover?" I asked

 

"Lily, oh my god, I am never taking you any where." Rose said

 

"Learn to tell the truth." Lily said slapping Rose's arm.

 

"Learn to lie." Rose said turning her back.

 

"I have kept your tongue piercing quiet." Lily said, I turned in my seat, almost wrecking the car.

 

"Oh and I have kept your tattoo quiet, opps." Rose said covering her mouth. I started to choke on nothing., and I pulled the car over. I turned in my seat, as three frighted children looked back at me.

 

"Show me." I said pointing at Rose, she stuck her tongue out, there it was a silver stud, how could I get mad at her when I had the same thing, but that wasn't the point. My eyes shifted over Lily. My good child, or so I thought.

 

"Show me." I said, she started rolling her sleeve up

 

"But in my defense I just want to say," She began, then her voice got higher and she pointed at Allistar, " Allistar got arrested for drinking at the park, but paid his way out of it." I glanced at her tattoo which was just a star like mine, with the Tokio Hotel symbol in the middle of it on her wrist.

 

"Allistar." I said looking at him

 

"Uncle Tom knew." Allistar said putting his hands up. I turned in my seat, biting my lip. I turned my cd player on, turning up the volume, These kids would be the death of me.

 

"Oh dad, not Nena, please...no more red balloons, I mean if we really added up all the balloons' that would be almost four hundred." Allistar said, I placed my hand up to block the sound of him as I cranked the volume up. I had a bunch of juvenile delinquents as children, it was true, your children are ten times worse than you were, I began to regret trashing all of those hotel rooms. I was loosing already, to Tom.

Rated: PG

I'm sorry theres no flashbacks in this chapter

probably next one though  or the one after that - - idk but there WILL be more flashbacks

to September 1st. Theres not going to be too much into it becuase I'm only

13 and dont feel right writing that kind of stuff. lol

But there will be more flashbacks. ^^

ANNND i never, ever imagined getting this far in this story ... or even posting it XD

but thats what happens when your bored. tired, and home alone - - you post things XD

Anyways, heres the chapter... sorry for boring you with that info XD

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Ten hours later, everyone was sitting at the table, eating breakfast. Bill was humming an unfamiliar tune as he was trying to think up of lyrics.

"Bill, you know you don't have to work now," Georg said.

"Yeah, I know... I just have down a song and I'm trying to make it work," Bill sighed. He was not having any luck trying to find a good melody.

"We can work on it later... okay?" Georg said, passing Bill some more pancakes.

"Fine," Bill sighed.

Without a doubt, two hours later they were in the studio trying to help Bill out.

"How do you want it to sound, then?" Tom snapped after trying ten different riffs.

"Kind of like soft but not like all lovey-dovey... kind of like our Spring Nicht one and Rette Mich put together," Bill said.

"So kind of like this then?" Tom asked as he played a soft, but fast riff.

"YES!" Bill said happily. Tom played that riff over and over and Georg joined in once he got his part down in his mind. Gustav soon joined in. "No! Gusti! You have to go lighter on the drums and heavier on the cymbals for the chorus!"

"Yes, Bill," Gustav laughed. They played the song through once with just the instruments and Bill was extremely satisfied.

"Now, let's do it this time with the lyrics," Bill said, pulling out a crumpled up piece of paper out of his pocket. They played the intro as Bill started singing.

 

"Come show me the path through the sky

How high?

It's getting cold and only the surroundings

Are keeping me awake

 

Angels, show me the way

Make me be okay

Let this be my good-bye

Angels, come help me fly

 

My eyes are getting heavy

One last thought runs through my mind

Good-bye

 

Angels, show me the way

Make me be okay

Let this be my good-bye

Angels, come help me fly

 

Walls close in on me

Please, just let me be

From cold to hot

Ice and fire tie the last knot

 

Drifting away fast

If only I could last

Trip, Stumble, and fall

This could be all

 

Angels, show me the way

Make me be okay

Let this be my good-bye

Angels, come help me fly

 

Stars twinkle in my eyes

As the last word echoes through my cries

Good-bye."

           

            His voice trailed off as he hit the last note and Tom held the last note with tears in his eyes. Was that song about him? Was it because Bill found those scars? 

            "That went really, really, really well. Should we tell David to do the recordings for those songs and we'll release it as a single and instead of the video, a recording of you and Tom thanking everyone and saying that the last concert is what, April 29^th, and then you guys will be on leave. That sound good?" Georg suggested. Everyone nodded.

            Georg pulled out his phone and started to dial David before Bill stopped him.

            "Let's do it for him on the phone!" Georg nodded and called David.

            "We have a new possible single, take a listen," Georg said to David.

            They started the intro and finished the song, a smile on everyone's face.

            "That sounded really... awesome... I'll fly you guys out to LA tomorrow to record it... you guys will be there for only two days... you will be back on the 19^th. Fly there the 17^th in early morning around 2, record that day, touch up on the 18^th and 19^th and fly back here around five pm. How does that sound?" David said.

            "Can Bill and Tom fly? Cause of their, you know, condition?" Georg asked. Bill and Tom weren't in the room at the moment.

            "Yeah... they should be able to until like March. Right?" David said. "But I'm pretty sure they can fly now."

            "Okay...," Georg said a bit cautious.

            "I'll see you tonight at 10. The twins can sleep in the car and on the plane," David said.

            "Okay... We'll see you then," Georg said as he hung up. The twins walked back in the room with chocolate on the outer corners of their lips and a smile on their face but that smile quickly faded as Georg told them about what they are doing tonight.

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 Okay, so first thing first... those are my lyrics.. dont steal them, kay? kay.

Second thing: The chapter 30 is gunna be the flight to LA and then 31 will be recording and I think I'll do the flight back in chapter 31 too. I'll be doing flashbacks that dont go past an R rating ;]

Third: Comments = Next chapter as always :] Feedback is always great along with constructive *notice construtive* criticism and ideas for what you would enjoy reading

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