The Sign In Book At My Wake

The "Sign In" Book At My "Wake"

where guests could share their sentiments or sordid tales of the "dearly departed."

You know, endearing little anecdotes like "I remember the time you were so gacked out of your mind and paranoid that you carried a hammer around in your apartment because you thought for some reason it would 'ward off the evil spirits'...going so far as to even take a shower with it."

And damn, was it difficult to shampoo and condition my hair with only one free hand!

Photo submission by Thairin Smothers...Like-No-Others!

melodya: 05/17/2007 2:07 AM
Oh damn, I forgot to add the story I was going to invent. Remember? I had this really crazy one invented in my head, and then the cops sidetracked me as I was trying to save the awesome dog from being abused by those asshole cops...The doggie just wanted to be friends, and they were shitheads.

I will have to tell you my story next time we HANG...

HAHAHAHAHA I love that hammer story. Your stories are fantastic. Never a dull one, dull moment, never a dull life.

&hearts
(see! I can do them now...Buzzed)
halerac69: 05/17/2007 9:26 AM
Maybe thats why you've been so lucky, lol.
mitchellmethane: 05/17/2007 12:45 PM
"And damn, was it difficult to shampoo and condition my hair with only one free hand!" giiirl don't go there!
blaringrooster: 05/17/2007 11:02 PM
HAHA! love that story! A major BUZZ just for the story alone.
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