If I have kids someday, here are their names! + i got attacked by dogs.

Heyy. :)

Today I went for a run in a town about 15 minutes away from where I live. It's not really that urban, so there was a lot of grass and yards, lol.

The only thing though, was when I ran past half the houses, a dog barked at me.

And a few times, the dogs would actually chase me.

Have you ever had a dog chase you? It really isn't fun. Especially if it's a spaniel. Those things are pure eeevil. I had one chase me today.

It started to bark, and I'm like, okay, whatever. But it comes out onto the road. And this is when I get kind of startled. So I do what I usually do in these kinds of situations.

I scream "SHIIIIT!" and run away as fast as I can.

Actually, I did end up outrunning it. This is probably because of my jacked calf muscles, lol. Not even kidding, though. Those things are bommb.

But I feel kid of bad. This is because I run like an Ethiopian orphan. This means that my feet go up really far when I run and any loose material below me flies up. In this case, the gravel I was running on went into the dog's eyes.

And then it almost got run over. But it's fine.

Anyways.

Today I have still not decided whether or not to have kids someday.


But in case I decide to, here is a list of acceptable names.

Male=
-David
-Jesus (Lol, seriously.)
-Aaron Jr.
-Maxwell (although this sounds like an animal name, lol)
-Troy

Female=
-Eliza
-Audrey
-Emily
-Lauren
-Kylee (My youngest cousin's name, and also a pronstar.)
Oh, and Jeffree, lol.

I know I suck at naming things, that's why my turtle doesn't have a name. :)

It's nice out. :)

--Aaron Atroctity.








Posted by aaronatrocity on 08/29/2007 8:36 AM Visits: 51
silencescreams: 08/29/2007 9:08 AM
ha ha you run like an ethiopian orphan......seriously you must be a really fast runner to outrun a dog.

awwwwwwww those names aren't sucky...i like them :)
aaronatrocity: 08/29/2007 9:22 AM
Yeah, I was watching the Discovery Channel, and I saw those kids running. So I guess I copied it, lol.
zomgkayla: 08/30/2007 3:54 PM
Rofl. "I run like an Ethiopian orphan".
there's this mexican kid down the street from me and his name is jesus.
the j is pronounced like an h so it takes away all the awesomeness.
aaronatrocity: 08/30/2007 3:56 PM
Mexican kids are the best kinds!
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