Some stinks, a person can never build up a tolerance for. A Socialite's Life studies Nicky Hilton, who grew up downwind from toxic mess Paris so should be able to nose through anything, and marvels that there appears to be some noxious scent she is not immune to.
Slimy lump Brandon Davis may finally be known for something beyond nicknaming Lindsay Lohan 'Fire Crotch.' Unfortunately, his new infamy will be harder to wear with pride.
Self-proclaimed supermodel Janice Dickinson has been stranded on a tropical island for 16 weeks running now. Or so it seems. It also seems that knowing Flynet eyes have honed in on Janice just as she is about to go cannibal.
Her role in Transformers has transformed scrappy Megan Fox from the girlfriend of an old guy from Beverly Hills 90210 to an international superstar movie actress diva! Keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna focuses on Megan's ascension to number one!
She's 20, she's skinny, she's blonde, and Gossip Girl's Blake Lively may also be a little too glib for her own personal safety. Ever vigilant Just Jared captures Blake invoking sex with Brad Pitt and risking death from Angelina Jolie.
MTV's New Mother of the Year award just slipped out of fresh mama Nicole Richie's grasp. Despite her bust benefiting with a bump and a lift from carrying her kid, Nicole is pegged by the evil handicapper at CelebSlam as a mommy who resents the maternal duties -- and... Read More
Is the next stop on comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's path to cultural enlightenment a performance in black face? All kidding aside, Sacha's cruel gay parody isn't any more insensitive than Rosie O'Donnell's ugly portrayal of a mentally challenged woman in Riding the Bus with My Sister.
So ABC, which is owned by Disney, featured trilling tween dreams the Jonas Brothers -- a Disney act -- on Dancing With the Stars. The J. Bros. all claim to be virgins; and yet it feels like someone is getting screwed here.
Although hollow head Spencer Pratt's influence on The HillsHeidi Montag has taken her from being a central character on the show to a terminal also ran, ever-vigilant Just Jared captures Pratt in the role of online advice columnist.
The same day that it was posted, video footage purportedly of ex-actress Lindsay Lohan engaged in oral sodomy was exposed as a fraud. A Socilaite's Life studies the imponderable possibility that Lohan missed the memo that the tape was a fake.
Our Lord and Savior is known for being all powerful, all merciful and fully compassionate. So let's assume, given the opportunity, He would use his mysterious ways to mercifully fix Miley Cyrus's teeth and compassionately -- for the rest of us -- make her a mute.
In a revelation that may shock dedicated 'Gossip Girl' watchers, one male character is set to disclose a bent sexual predilection. A Socialite's Life studies the unlikelihood that one of the Gossip boys might turn out to be heterosexual.
Heroes and Easter bunnies do in fact have some things in common. They've both been played by Milo Ventimiglia, and neither one of them should drink when a camera is around.
