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RT @OMGFacts: The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing. #omgfacts

If you ever plan to come to my fucking house - please call in advance so I can at least have time to hide.

Biggest waste of time in '09 - the last of Oct & beginning of Dec. The days seem brighter now. Love the absence.

Next guy to critique me - gets a knee to the groin. Repeatedly. Until they pass out. Nice happy thoughts for ya.

Old bitch drama is wayy more tireing than its teen counterpart. Ugh.

A cookie. I got the perp walk for a freakin' cookie!

If life gives you lemons - throw them at unsuspecting folk around you. =)

I swear to God that if another person tells me how cute we are I'm gonna kill em! We never even were & def aren't now. Fact.

Someone needs to cut my coffee off after ten. =)

Freezing. To. Death.