Even when they sleep alone, popped tart Britney Spears and Zionist-fearing Mel Gibson are in a bed full of crazies. The two have been seen dining together. Should we fear their next step?
Mental illness can bring a family together in a unity of support and healing. Or not. The evil family practitioner at CelebSlam diagnoses goofy popped tart Britney Spears as a kind of kook who inspires the menfolk to go golfing.
Louisiana popped tart Britney Spears's troubles couldn't seem to get any more tangled, tragic and slimy, until ever-vigilant Just Jared picks up Star magazine. The man with the landing-strip face, Adnan Ghalib, is reportedly claiming he impregnated Britney with his spawn.Anna Nicole Smith just burped in her grave.
A hostage mentality leads prisoners to act out in asocial behaviors as signals to their peers that institutionalization has not crushed the rebel spirit. INF Daily's sharpshooters spotlight Britney Spears confounding her captor parents by flashing a bald-faced shout-out to Adnan Ghalib.
Despite the fact that she lives in Los Angeles, and the Grammy extravaganza took place in Los Angeles, top-selling recording artist Britney Spears took time out from her crammed schedule to show INF Daily's corrective lenses that she has better things to do than make a public spectacle of... Read More
Crucifix fixated photographer Adnan Ghalib cannot hide his confusion. Without Britney Spears, he is nothing. And yet the Bauer-Griffin corrective lenses have managed to make something out of this nothing.
A mother's work is never done, especially if Mom is Lynne Spears. Lynne was reportedly instrumental in persuading daughter Britney Spears to submit to psychiatric help. Pacific Coast News captures the toll that caring for a child can take.
Having been instrumental in hospitalizing daughter Britney Spears, a father's sigh of relief should be Jamie Spears's next breath. But as the corrective lenses at INF Daily illustrate, Jamie's pain is not yet over.
Has Louisiana popped tart Britney Spears finally taken a screaming siren ride on the road to recovery? The social studiers at A Socialite's Life have opened a case file on the family intervention that has sent Brit to find the help she needs.
If a mother doesn't get it right the first, or second time, around, she raises daughters like Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears. But the evil redeemer at CelebSlam is celebrating third chances -- 16-year-old Jamie reportedly plans to pawn off her love child on Mom, Lynne, for expert parenting.
The lawyers all seem to be stacked up against child-custody applicant Britney Spears, but INF Daily's sharpshooters point out that the 'Toxic' mess has stacked up some pertinent highlights of her own.
Fellini never filmed a scene so surreal as the daily trial by flashbulb endured by Britney Spears. It's only a matter of time before the handcuffs come out.
Because horrors never cease, Louisiana popped tart Britney Spears has alarmed the evil sentry at CelebSlam by appearing in public with the man with the landing strip face, Adnan Ghalib, and shopping with him for a pregnancy test kit.
