Paul McCartney is Such a Girl

Please excuse the phrasing of the title, but SERIOUSLY.

Spin Magazine just came out with a tiny article about Paul McCartney and his views on collaborations.  

The magazine lists MGMT and Bob Dylan as potential collaboration cohorts.  

About collaborating with MGMT, Paul said, "We need to talk about it.  I can't call them."  Seriously?  Too much of a big shot?  Too much of a wuss?  

Spin tries to back him up by saying, "Basically he's old fashioned and into the idea of potential collaborators making the first move to get the ball rolling."

So, basically, he's the artist and the other people are the collaborators... As in the song would be "Whatever" by Paul McCartney ft. MGMT/Bob Dylan/anyone.  And it couldn't be MGMT/Bob Dylan/anyone ft. Paul McCartney?

I guess I really just don't get it.  

Later in the article he goes on to say that he can't call Bob Dylan and Bob Dylan has to call him.

Seriously, how often do you see these people?  I assume it's not, like, every week that McCartney sees Dylan.  It's not like he can be like, 'hey Bob, how come you never call me?'  

Anyway, whenever I hear about Paul McCartney from now on I'll be thinking about when I was in junior high school and my girly-girl friends would say things like, 'omg so-and-so's soo cute, but I can't talk to him.'

You get the point.  Paul McCartney needs to man up if he's gonna get this done.