Billie

Fight! Fight! With the explosive egos that most anyone who has ever sung a note or played a chord tend to have, it's not surprising so many of them end up fighting amongst themselves. So in honor of some of the most stupid and catty bitchfights from some of the biggest dweebs in the music industry, we give you our selection of the most retarded feuds in music. The only question is, which one was the lamest?

(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)

To submit your own nominations go here.
To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here.
To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here.
To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals” go here.
To vote in our fourth category “Don’t Try This at Home….. Or Anywhere” go here.
To vote in our fifth category, “Lies!” go here.
To Vote in our Sixth category “Say What” go here.

Songs in the rock world are known for being short and fast. Who's to say that a band can't expand their horizons and make a masterpiece over five minutes in length? That's exactly what these artists have done. Out of all the songs listed, which is your favorite?

Age ain't nothing but a number. These men are well out of their teens but still rock the stage night after night. All have been aging gracefully and continue to put out solid music. Out of all the geezers listed, who is your favorite?