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Will Smith!  right start!  

Waah, the opening thing made me dizzy...

Audrina needs to put her boobs away, and oh my god, she looks like Marie Osmond...

What is the Hills?
Talking is not her skill

Ellen Page is CUTE!!  Awww, look at her outfit, its so cute and nice but casual and put together!  She's ADORABLE...  

Oh, bad dubbing, very very bad fixing of cussing...

OH MY GOD ANNE WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!!!!
And Charlize, what is going on with that?  You have no boobs!  Why did you think that was a good idea.

LINDSAY LOHAN ISN'T WEARING LEGGINS!!!

the movie they just described sounds awful and I think I'm going to have to watch it... shit...

Ok Charlize, I resent this outfit, its skinny girls dressing like that which makes stylists think they can't work on girls WITH boobs...

Tila Tequila, I think that might've been cute...

Why does Chris martin have hair?  I mean?  What's up with that?  Now I know WHY you were bald...

Kim (commentator) looks GREAT like that..

Um... the Blonde needed to wear a dress that isn't going to pull a Marilyn on her.  And her voice needs some work...

Rumer Willis... Lets talk.  that long hair, looks AWFUL on you, and having it on that side?  Yea, I guess not seeing your face when you're YOU  is a bonus but I mean, really... you should learn to show you face, and STAND UP STRAIGHT.  GOD.

Puff Daddy was in a Raisin in the Sun?  Why won't he speak English?

HOW is it that the Pussy Cat Dolls are better spoken than many of the actors?

AHHH THERE'S A MORMAN ON THE TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok this preview is annoying me.  Can it be over now?

I feel like Kristen Stewart is being attacked by her hair.
And Cedric Diggory is still SO hot... and looks SO hot...

SJP, go away you're old, and ugly still.  At least this dress isn't as ugly as normal...
Brendan Fraser stil yelling...

Paris, you look cute, what happened?  I'm so disappointed in you...
Benji... what is that thing around your neck?

Mike Myers outfit one:  Well Done.  Nice, classic good job... I wonder if his wife dressed him...

Carson Daily looks sunburned...

Why did Chris Brown steal his wordrobe from Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band?

Oh well done.  Nice dance.

Oh Will Smith, how much I love you.
Charlize, stop doing live TV...

Ellen Page, One point for me!

I take it back on her outfit.  That thing on the back is weird, and that needed to not happen.

I hate Will Farrell...  And also what is he wearing?  Why is he wearing that?  Who told him he was funny?
I can't tell if this is funny or insulting...

Damn, I lost this one.
NEVER SURRENDER

I like the dress, but it looks too informal for this setting...
Edward Norton, marry me.  Please.

If you'd just stand up right while singing you wouldn't be running out of air Chris Martin...

that was funny...

Take a shot, drug reference.

Take another shot, shocked looking people.

Iron Man... I'm so sad... But ok with it, cause it wasn't Sex and the City...

Oh Jen Hudson, AWESOME dress.

Aww shes so cute pregnant.  And she looks so cute.

I what happened with your shoes?
Oh good SJP admitted that she's OLD

YAY WILL SMITH (I'm not sure how I feel about his outfit).

OH MY GOD!!! WAYNE'S WORLD!!!!!

Take another shot, people looking akward.

Anne, you let me down.  Seriously.  What's with the front?

Ohh... I've heard The Lovely Ms Ashley say that to Matt...

Oh Anne, I...

OH MY GOD JOHNNY DEPP YOU LOOK SO HOT THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT DRESSED LIKE A FREAK. OH MY GOD.

oh no... I have an unreasonable dislike for this man...  Tom looks like a 12 years...

Oh God No an Adam Sandler is going to speech... dear gods in heaven no...

Come on Tom, make a reference to Scientology...  You know you want to...

Oh god... Adamn Sandler is singing... No, please no...

I can support Sandler's shirt, its his wife and daughter.  That speech was no where near as annoying as normal.

Wow... they're not pulling punches in this...  Bob Downey Jr thank god you're not taking yourself seriously.  

Lindsay I think I like MOST of your dress...  The bottom is weird.

I love P Diddy's outfit...

Zack Effron... you need to start to become an adult... Work on that...

Brendan Frasier... You look awesome... and you still aren't the guy who lived in the van in Step By Step.

YAY more Johnny Depp... Has he been comming out from back stage this whole time?  What's sticking out of your back pocket?  Are you helping the stage hands?

Rumer Willis you are so ugly you scare me.  That was BAD hair, go back to the short thing...

Pussycat Dolls:  She needs to not do those high notes.  And her outfit is awful.
There was no connection between their outfits.

Megan is clothed.  What is up with the back of her dress!?!?  Honey, you've got toilet paper stuck to you ass.

Damnit not Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsy...

Oh my god Jack Black.... What's up with that?

RDJ:  You did me right.  You look great.

WHAT!?!?!?  TRANS-FUCKIN'-FORMERS!?!?

Megan Fox looks like she might be just a little bit stupid?  And um... Honey, lets talk about over whitening your teeth...