Pete Wentz Thinks Everyone Is Out To Get Him

Pete Wentz is convinced that someone is going to murder him, according to the Daily Mail. Apparently Wentz now refuses to even open the front door. While some might suggest he is merely sick of door-knocking evangelists and paying delivery guys, I think he might be onto something.


It was Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the revolver.

But really, think about it. There is a whole subset of people who want to kill Pete Wentz;
  • The "My-girlfriend-dragged-me-to-Fall Out Boy's-concert-and-I-am-the-only-male-in-the-audience" group.
  • Rabid fan girls who think that if they can't have Pete, then no one can
  • Virtually anyone who heard Fall Out Boy cover The Killer's Mr. Brightside.
Although frankly, its not the strangers knocking at doors that Pete needs to be worrying about, its the people already in the house. Ashlee is going to kill him once she finds out about the affair he's having with Patrick (if you believe the fanfic anyway);


And also that affair with Gabe Saporta

And also that monkey.


Here's a question for the floor. Who do you think would murder Pete Wentz?

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Posted by Ikky-ikky-arriba! on 03/03/2009 5:34 AM Visits: 12,476
Controversial Art with deep Kitching expression: 03/03/2009 6:41 AM
someone who's jeaoulus of his hair? ahahaha.
i have no idea :B
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cewegokil24: 03/03/2009 6:44 AM
That little primitive fo' sho'! =p Or anyone here?
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Millie Ann: 03/03/2009 6:47 AM
Alright, I give up. It's me. I'm going to kill Pete Wentz. You're probably wondering what my motive would be. Well, I'm gonna tell you. Are you ready? It's a doozy. Okay - here goes . . . HE'S EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE, HE'S ANNOYING, HE'S SELF-CENTERED, HE HAS NO TASTE WHAT SO EVER AND I CAN'T STAND HIM. AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT HIM IS HIS BIG D**K!

I'm sorry, was that over the top? I can never tell :)

P.S. I hope you don't mind if I had a little fun with this. I'm so damn bored right now and this gave me a good laugh.
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kassady: 03/03/2009 7:16 AM
millieann282000 said:
HE'S EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE, HE'S ANNOYING, HE'S SELF-CENTERED, HE HAS NO TASTE WHAT SO EVER AND I CAN'T STAND HIM. AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT HIM IS HIS BIG D**K!
hahaha! tell it like it is Millie!
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ARTsytypeGiRL: 03/03/2009 7:20 AM
He might have to dress like a girl to out in the public then... =p
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Lea V : ): 03/03/2009 7:42 AM
Hahaha...nice one. Cesar Millan will murder Pete for wasting Cesar's time on The Dog Whisperer and hogging the precious TV time mugging for the camera instead of completely focusing the entire episode on the adorable Hemingway and Rigby.
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Jen!: 03/03/2009 8:22 AM
maybe the key phrase in here is "the daily mail" worst. newspaper. ever. [except the mirror]
UM. anyway OK -

Hemingway would probably do him over, for making him dress up in a suit and bowtie and incredibly FLORAL collar for his wedding.
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Trashcat Bailey: 03/03/2009 9:47 AM
I'm thinking the poor fellow who has to deliver all the fan mail. If i were him, i would want to kill Pete Wentz.
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Blair Waldorf: 03/03/2009 11:17 AM
Okay, Bill Beckett is a seductress. How long did it take people to realize this?

I'm thinking Jessica would murder Pete. She's probably cooler than she lets on. I mean, sure, she dated Nick Lachey, starred in a MTV reality show, and now sings country, but I bet she's secretly an assassin.
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sherilee: 03/03/2009 11:35 AM
So this is off topic but your pic reminded me that I heard Clue is being remade. Which I find sweet ass sweet. Even though no one can out-butler Tim Curry let's be honest with ourselves.

On that note I think Tim Curry would murder Pete Wentz.
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Queen Of Cydonia: 03/03/2009 1:08 PM
LOLZ. This is great.

Who doesn't want to kill Pete Wentz? o___O
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rockster1039: 03/03/2009 2:26 PM
all of the dudes i'm friends with :/
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The Absent-Minded Professor.: 03/03/2009 2:39 PM
Fan fiction authors will kill him if he keeps on denying that he's totally in to Patrick. YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH.
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kywie: 03/03/2009 2:57 PM
Gabe yo, BUT WITH A CREAMPIE...City at War style
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0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3: 03/03/2009 3:06 PM
Umm... me???

In the library. With the lead pipe.
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