Angelina Jolie Blog and Journals

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, and I know for a fact that these three could easily fetch 4000 on the open market, but after I'm done with them, you'll be lucky if you can pawn them for 75 words apiece. This week lets look at the real boys to men, A.C Slater and Zack Morris, as well as the most gossiped about rivals right now, Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox.

Boys to Men

I think I saw this picture on the cover of a men's man magazine back in the early 1990s. It looks really familiar. Zachary "Zack" Morris and Albert Clifford "A.C." Slater had finally made that that transition from young school boys to men with diplomas! They told the world, "Hey world, we're men now, and we don't need undershirts anymore!" and the world agreed. Their chests were smooth and hairless, and their good looks excited immature romantic feelings in both boys and girls of all ages. Oh wait— I know where I've seen this before! My sister and I had this poster up in the garage, where our band rehearsed in high school! I knew it looked familiar!!

Cute Lil' Squirrel

What can you say about a cute lil' squirrel that hasn't already been said by Freedom Williams in C+C Music Factory's 1990 #1 Hit, "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)"?

"It's your world and I'm just a squirrel
Trying to get a nut to move your butt to the dance floor
So you what's up hands in the air come on say yeah"

We're at War!

I read the news, and like to think that I know a little something about current events. I knew we were at war, but until I saw this, I had no idea how bad it had become. Angelina is worried about losing roles to Megan Fox? Well, maybe she should worry! Angelina is eleven years older and shouldn't be playing teenagers anymore. These two shouldn't even be auditioning for the same parts! Kristen dumps boyfriend for Robert?! Well duh! He's a vampire! Vampires always get the girl. That's just a fact! As for Jon and Kate splitting up the kids, I personally believe that eight is more than enough when it comes to kids. I hope they find good homes for some of those extra kids. Worst case scenario, they could always put them in a carboard box and sit out in front of Walmart until they're down to a reasonable number. Between the sunglasses special and the $1 I save (we're in a recession, people!) by buying this instead of other magazines of comparable intellectual content, I think Life & Style won me over! If this is war, I want to be on the winning side!