13 Days of Halloween, #2
"My dears, contrary to the deluded writings of an incredibly inane author, we do not, nor have we ever, sparkled. Furthermore, attempting to re-write vampiric behavior by deeming some of us as vegetarian in her books, is an abomination and a truly inaccurate depiction of our rich, and shall we say, deliciously captivating legends."









BTW this is a rather terrifying creature.