Now is not the time for idle threats, my friends.  Now is not the time for patience or excuses.

It is almost the end of 2009 and we still do not have a new My Chemical Romance CD.  We have put up with update after update from the band during their studio time, yet we still do not have a follow-up to The Black Parade.  I cannot deal with this anymore.  This is a matter of dire consequence.

So, inspired by the genius of Mileysavefuzzy.com, I have decided to make my demands very clear.

Here is what is at stake:

Those are five apples.  Five innocent apples.  I have named them after the five members of My Chemical Romance (Frank is the one who has climbed up to perch on top of the other apples because he is very short, in case you were wondering).  Why is this important?  Well, I will tell you.

IF I DO NOT HAVE A NEW MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CD BY MY 27TH BIRTHDAY ON MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH, I WILL SLICE UP THESE APPLES, BAKE THEM INTO A PIE AND THEN I WILL EAT THE PIE.

This is no laughing matter!  This is a life or death or pastry situation!  Can you live with yourselves, MCR, knowing that these apples which are your namesakes have been BAKED INTO A TASTY CRUST AND DEVOURED?  Could you go another day knowing that such a brutal thing happened WHEN YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED IT?

THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.  I SUGGEST YOU NOT MAKE THIS CHOICE LIGHTLY.